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  1. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Here's the thing. I don't check every thread every day, in fact I have a very small subset of threads that I visit on a daily basis and generally that's it. If people don't report stuff, we don't see it (unless we view the thread). It's not like your forum bros see you reporting gifs and call...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know you're being facetious but it is actually a tough call.
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    Parent Thread

    Damn not looking forward to that. Last night I got him to sleep at the earliest yet, 9:00PM, and he was still asleep when I left at 7:00AM. Is my child broken?
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    What do you do?

    I bombed a question on pointers because I forgot to dereference a pointer, rookie mistake.
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    What do you do?

    Me and Picasso are boys, and by boys I mean we have snowballed ourselvse and others together
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    TO be fair we don't allow posting of gore
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah I mean maybe it's not, just something to watch. When I was in 2nd grade I faked sick everyday, stayed in bed, came up with excuses not to go anywhere. I had some weird anxiety about not finishing my school work as fast as the other kids for whatever weird reason. I can't explain.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well I warned you guys, I'm parachuting out of this thread. Tell Tarrant I said hi
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Keg this place is pretty sacred, I'd be cautious with how you keep posting
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    Depression

    A lot of people don't just clock in and out. They deal with that shit daily and bring it home, carrying the burden for the rest of their lives.
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    What do you do?

    Not state, it's a pretty insane tech company. Right below the big 4
  12. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Had my interview, fairly shitty. I felt like they were looking for someone more experienced despite my resume clearly laying everything out. Not feeling too confident, although one guy kept saying "awesome" to my answers and me and another guy shot the shit about guitar for awhile.
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    Parent Thread

    Maybe something is going on at school. I had severe anxiety issues around school at that age and would do literally anything to get out of going to school.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Interview was mostly bogus. They're basically looking for some god-tier BIOS developer to implement 'awesome things' from open sourced BIOS to improve upon their BIOS. It's essentially the same base codebase that I'm already working in, and looking through open source isn't an issue, but I...
  15. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Its a shitty boring job but for $20/hr just be thankful you're making decent money. I worked through college on $10/hr and scraped by living with my girlfriend in a shitty apartment. While I wasn't working those hours, I was typically studying until 3 or 4am and going to class at 8. It...
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Gavin don't poke the beast!!
  17. Noodleface

    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    I played the one game or whatever you were required to play and said fuck this. I don't have time to waste on a shitty mini game, even if that neuters Wakka and tidus throughout the game. Even more rage inducing was getting tidus ultimate weapon. That chocobo race made me want to toss my...
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    What do you do?

    Those are the types of jobs that make you stay in school
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    Parent Thread

    Tred a few weeks ago we went to the movies and it was our first time out too. My wife was checking her phone every 30 seconds, I didn't really care too much. Maybe it's because she (and you) are the primary caretakers. Was solo last night again, this time he went right down and stayed aeep...
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    Parent Thread

    I was sort of hoping my kid would just never learn how to move
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    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    Figured I'd stop using the ff7 thread. I'm on a journey to beat all the FF games that I stopped near the end in my youth. Started with FFX and just beat that. Braskas final aeon was ridiculously hard so I cheese him with trio of 9999 and power break. Owned him. Great game to play on remaster...
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    Parent Thread

    My wife applied it to cracked nipple, I know that much
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know, her naked pics were probably just for her boyfriend or whatever. I'm more concerned that she let Apple's cloud manage them for her. Plus, you can't get mad at a chick that takes a pic of herself covered in cum.
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    Parent Thread

    Its real. We never needed it but we did get close
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    What do you do?

    Have my first interview in years monday and I'm nervous as fuck. The guy read my resume and I did two phone interviews, but I still got the vibe he wished I had more experience. Just hoping I walk into the interview and the people have actually read my resume and don't ask me retarded questions...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Mist we don't have anything good up here, just standard bullshit fast food
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    Easiest Microsoft Exam.

    Is the job paying for it? If so, make sure that they don't require you to stay a set time or else face a fee.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Both points on face and body are accurate. I'd do terrible things to her but I'd be ever vigilant of the nearby wasp nest
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Fuck pumpkins right in their pompous asses Pumpkin spice doesn't even taste like pumpkin
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    What do you do?

    There are worse things in life than doing nothing for $20 an hour. What's your potential degree in?
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I did that for awhile, but then I really started enjoying my commute even less. Sometimes I just want to listen to music and zone out.
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Back the car up dude, I wasn't getting angry about it - I was just saying for the majority of us we gotta listen to the 1 hour work day rant. It's like I drive 2 hours a day for a commute, then another 1 hour to listen to bitching about work. I subtract these numbers from my quality of life goal.
  33. Noodleface

    Depression

    Troll is expressing a desire to die, Mist was outright saying "If you don't do this, I am going to kill myself today" She stopped doing it when I threatened police. If Troll, or anyone, said the same thing I would also call the police. I've had quite a few family members kill themselves...
  34. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I did say dress like a whore day, so maybe my ruse is up! My wife's mother is a psycho, I can't even imagine.. I already told her I'd divorce her if she got the short dyke haircut her entire mother's side of the family sports.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yep it's the way women are. Cad has a special snowflake wife that he fucks on their piles of money while she doesn't say a word about work, the rest of us get to listen to the wife explain office drama to us while we think about ninja turtles or something. I don't mind it I guess, but it is...
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I just think about other things when I "listen", like what it corgis were as big as horses
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    Parent Thread

    He's biting everything and drooling like crazy so I think it's about to happen, may god have mercy on my soul
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Your explanation just voided all the space you saved
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I just don't watch her shows. She watches them during the day. I don't watch much TV anyways, so we have a few common shows that fill our time.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    With a name like Kum & Go you know the first name was really Cum & Go until some dude stood up and said "wait, wait! WAIT!" and explained it.