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  1. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Yeah I'm sure it's something like that. I've been putting him to bed for a week now and almost always he just goes down and sleeps through the night.. just last night he decided 'no'
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She'll probably end up following me
  3. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Are you pushing 7 figures yet or what?
  4. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    He's talking about a certain MMO company I believe
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I always considered it a rep grind, but what I didn't consider was that there was a permanent rep decay. Awesome. Felt good last night to just chill out for a bit by myself after the kid slept. I enjoy my time with my wife, but the last 6 months she's basically been joined to my hip when I...
  6. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We had a holy shit CS (computer engineering) god here that went right to Google after his 2 years here, I would assume most of those guys don't stick around long. I look at some of the work he did in his time here and I can't even compete. Stupid question - for interviews suit or no suit...
  7. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Last night was totally not awesome. I guess he decided since mom was at work he was gonna be a badass. Went to bed from 9pm-12am then woke up and wouldn't go back to bed until 3am when she got home. I had to get up at 6, so it sufficiently sucked the life out of me. He just was fighting the...
  8. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    He just went to sleep, not sure how I'm doing but so far the house is not on fire
  9. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    10 minutes to go oh God
  10. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    My first thought is if she can eat that much food she can certainly drink/eat a lot of semen
  11. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Certainly, but what he was asking was retarded. He also got really butt hurt that I had never used windbg, even though I told him we did real time debugging with hardware emulators instead.
  12. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    That's awesome. I can confirm that my 5 month old gets scared by me playing death metal on the guitar
  13. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    The guy really pissed me off. The job description was for some hard drive engineering position and he was asking strange questions about linux and Windows and topics I didn't understand. I can't remember it very clearly, but he was definitely far away from what the job description said - and I...
  14. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Tonight's my first night as a solo dad. I can do this bros.
  15. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I used to take caffeine pills but I felt weird and sometimes jittery. I mean that happens with energy drinks too, but maybe with it being so compact in a pill it was worse. At least the monster tasted good, I drank it on my 1 hour commute every day. Also Soygen, it's not a super taster thing...
  16. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Asking me my favorite sorting algorithm is like when I went on this one interview and a guy asked me to (and I'm quoting here) "write your most impressive linux command." The guy already pissed me off so I wrote "ls -l" with a straight face. Guy was a huge dick the entire interview.
  17. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I made the same argument to Sean, people playing little handhelds in public might as well be wearing pokemon backpacks and dragging their waifu pillows behind them.
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I drink the white Monster can (well used to, I quit soda and still going strong). It has 0 sugars and 0 carbs, probably some life-shortening ingredients but a bit healthier than normal energy drinks. The taste is a citrusy taste that is tolerable - no cough syrup taste or anything. Also...
  19. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I used to drink Monsters for breakfast
  20. Noodleface

    RIP Adam12

    This is fucking hilarious haha
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What if I just ate? Do I need to wait an hour?
  22. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It's stuff like the big O efficiency of certain algorithms, BSTs, algorithms, etc. Stuff that in my field is never used, at least not by us. We are way too close to the silicon to be doing fancy wonky crazy things That said, their glassdoor interviews don't have BIOS engineering...
  23. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    One of the interns here got a senior developer to buy a DS and they would game together on lunches. Never seen such toolbags in my life. Fuck handhelds
  24. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    We have an office (extra bedroom). Before my wife had the kid she tore it apart, literally shit strewn everywhere. Then the kid came 2 weeks early and my "office" is just a minefield of shit. I know the struggle.
  25. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    The plus side is you don't have to wear pants
  26. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I thought the phone interview was a bit rough, felt like he wanted someone more well-rounded and more experienced. Got an email from the hiring manager today to get me in for a round of interviews, with her saying that the phone interview went really well according to the guy. Gonna have to...
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife's been home for like 6 months now with the baby. Tonight she starts working 3 nights a week (9PM-2AM, just part time). Am I a bad person for being a little grateful for the break?
  28. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    We probably won't get any news for awhile about it. Last I heard they're talking major combat changes, potential story changes, etc.
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're full on butt sex, but does that mean insertion into you or just her? Story is unclear
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You can't just throw that last sentence in there with no explanation
  31. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Yes, but he also goes into battle mode where he's pushing the bottle out of his mouth and then getting mad because the bottle isn't in his mouth any longer.
  32. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Yeah I found some place doing a closeout on DDR2 and snagged a bunch for it. I have an emotional attachment to that video card, much like my Voodoo 3 2000
  33. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    My old XPS410 is on its way out. I leave it in a room basically as a plex server, don't really do much with it. In the last few months I've had to replace all the RAM (it all died, every stick), HD (it died, completely), and now the PSU just went this week. It's like a 10 or 12 year old PC I...
  34. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    You are a brave man
  35. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    We took him to a restaurant to meet friends yesterday and the whole time he just wanted to stand, so I had him standing in the booth and supporting himself with his arms on the table. He looked so much bigger than what he is, it made me appreciate all the growth he's had since being a newborn...
  36. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    What the fuck does 2.9 even mean, what the fuck.
  37. Noodleface

    Men's Fashion

    Goddamn phone.. I'll go with it
  38. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    The problem we're having is the dude is growing way too fast. He came out in very small and every check-up the doctor say he's growing like crazy, think he went from 10th percentile to 65th percentile in the short amount of time he's been alive. He's already growing out of 6M clothes and he's...
  39. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Looks like something relatively easy to make at home - and probably better.
  40. Noodleface

    Men's Fashion

    I don't want to abuse my mod powers so I'll leave the negative, please wear it as a badge of honor as you overcame your diversities and mental/physical deficiencies