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My boss is good at the "please look here: somefile.c(735)"

I know you're a FF fan boy but let's wait before declaring they've "figured it out"

I always forget too. I do have a phone too. Also please never call me a comp sci ever again, I'm not some dirty peasant shitlord. I have a degree in computer engineering, swag style. We have an office admin for around 150 people, so that's our secretary. I work in a giant corp office, I am...

They completely scrapped the game and started over, so you can't really take when they started originally into account.

"2016"

god you idiot, I was naked so the sugar would breathe out of my body

I'm diabetic and they aren't that bad for you. I think each is like 5g of sugar

I'm an engineer, we don't get secretaries

Did the same thing, was really nice (river + ruins)

Bro you gotta live. Treat yourself tonight. Stop at the local wally world, grab a 300 pack of freeze packs and then.. shit. Ok, grab them tonight and put them in the freezer then enjoy them tomorrow night. Draw a nice warm bath, pop some bubbly, and crack open the frozen nectar of the gods...

Been a week now and the kid has been sleeping 11:00pm - 6:00AM every night. I've heard there's a sleep regression around 4 months, so not looking forward to that.

I could never be trusted to hire a secretary for myself.. it'd be all hot women desperate for money. Had an old co-worker call from CA and say I could move out there and make double the income where he works doing similar work to what I do now. I could never move that far away from everyone...

Hold the phone, Borzak did you just say you were running Windows ME up until 2 years ago? May god have mercy on your soul.. jesus christ.

Usually what happens to me is I write the email to my boss with a long explanation of how I think it works and what parts aren't working and it's really detail oriented and then I hit send and immediately I know what the problem is.

No legal obligation to the debt, perhaps there are assistance programs to help your mother Could always check out /r/personalfinance for advice

Sunny D is disgusting, give me the purple stuff

I find I usually struggle not with writing code, but moreso with implementing protocols or communicating with external stuff. I mean, C is only so hard..

The vibe I got from this trailer is "What the fuck is this bullshit"

'flavor barrel' is the best description I can think of

Oddly enough I eat one raw out of the freezer and I put the second one between my legs so it warms it up a bit. I have a different delicious freeze pop dick everyday

I've seen a few people doing it.. I can't talk to a duck at my desk.

Yeah those jugs are still cheap as shit to buy, you can still find them. Yesterday I spent like 8 hours cutting a fallen tree in my yard. You better goddamn believe I sucked down 6 freeze pops when I came inside after stripping naked. My wife thought it was "weird"

Gavin is also autistic. Not that that leaves him immune to the rules, but something else is at play there.

You got 8 from Tuco and 4 from Draegan but the points given were greater coming from Draegan

They sell otter pops at Walmart I think, it's god tier compared to the no name ones (which are still great) I just need to find the fucking asshole that thought putting coconut freeze pops in the bag was a great idea

Dr. can you please express your understanding of how the rehab program works for Column? Please use as many small words as possible so he doesn't think we're making things up.

Already happened when I was living at my fathers house in Middleboro. Had to take on a FEMA loan of $50k just to repair it.

Without Sean here someone has to do it.

This isn't fast food related per se, but nothing better than mothafuckin freeze pops right now. I haven't had them since I was a kid and it's nice to see green apple is pretty standard in a lot of them now.

The only problem I see with it is it's an xbone

Right, I gave him the benefit of the doubt at first but now I'm vague. He confided in me that he's worried because he's worked in our group for a month and not submitted any code. He doesn't understand that our job is 90% debugging and 10% coding when you're new. People like me are adding new...

Have you used Tarrant signature move? He clotheslined a dude down a flight of stairs

To see a good documentary filmed about gav, tune in and watch The Slap

Just got water in the basement and a giant tree fell into our yard. Fuck this..

The rich don't get rich by giving shit away

Whaht did they want put into it?

I think they mixed up 'black tie' with 'formal dress' or something. I had to look up black tie, and what occurred was definitely not it. Like I said I felt overdressed in a 3-piece suit

Ya'll want the best textures ya'll gonna get some mothafuckin' big installs

It is my understanding that we can't get rid of mainframes and tape, it would cost too much. That's why we see VTEs (virtual tape emulators) showing up so that new technologies can interact with them. Have you considered looking into stuff like that? I think IBM has some stuff and I know EMC...

That's the plan one day for sure. Baby Noodlemod has ensured that won't happen for awhile.