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  1. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Yeah I mean I'm mostly asking for everyone else. I'm at 652, so I'm not gear starved or anything. Our Koragh was a little shaky today, but I think if we have another tank that is pretty consistent and some healers we'll have no problem with him.
  2. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    A little post-mortem of today. The good - we killed H Kargath, got some 670 gear for a lot of folks. We got through Ko'ragh in around 2 hours total - most fights didn't require an explanation and we only died to Ko'ragh (the other tank didn't know what he was doing). I fucked up the adds a...
  3. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    500g for what stack size? You only need 2 for the raid. We can use te bank though.
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Flasks are like 8g... if that....
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Rigor works by getting really stiff at first and then later loosening back up. If you play your cards right you can get in a quick anal session on the corpse and then wait 36 hours and start hitting that shit again
  6. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    I kind of want them to do it by hand only wearing the vests and that's it, that's why I need it in the spring/summer. I'll ask for a quote when I remember to. Would love to go the gas route.
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    WHAT IS THIS HUMAN MALE DOING WITH HIS LIPS
  8. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Yeah I'll try to start the invites early. Like I said the other day I have to take my wife's car in to the shop.. so hopefully I'll be home in time. I'll update gchat though. If not, any of you guys can start the invites. What ilvl is Daarck? Could always switch out tanks if that's needed...
  9. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    I don't see why not, he's easy as shit. We got like 21 people signed up too. It's like 1 tank, 2 healers, and 18 dps
  10. Noodleface

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    GRRM didn't write it right? That's probably why it doesn't feel like his style
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "Hey Onoes!!!" *OH FUCK HE HAS HORNS* *WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO* "LETS PUT TOGETHER THIS NECKBEARD BOARD GAME!!"
  12. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I disagree, at no point did I see him apply any diseases.
  13. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    This is my concern, the ground is definitely very frozen. I don't know shit about shit though
  14. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I like mionelol But what do you need to watch someone for? Our "rotations" aren't even difficult.
  15. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Sweet, maybe I'll look into that after winter and see what they say.
  16. Noodleface

    The Back to School Thread

    I don't know what sort of academic courseload you'd need to pursue, but Big Data and Hadoop are humongous right now, that shit is like saying you can turn turds into solid gold ingots on a resume.
  17. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Yeah I got that one nice trinket from the Twins.. then last week I got that pseudo-DPS trinket. I'm actually using it because it was an upgrade to my Knight's Badge.
  18. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Yeah they are heat pumps. The problem was while the one upstairs can easily heat the entire floor (it is a Cape, so upstairs is smaller and generally hotter), the one in the living room is trying to heat the whole first floor by itself. It could never heat the floor to the desired temperature...
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I wish!
  20. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    We should see if he or someone else wants to tank every week, it'd be nice to have a consistent second gearing up and learning with us.
  21. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Just bring your hunter bro, we'll find someone to tank
  22. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Cutting? I sous vide it then put it in a blender
  23. Noodleface

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Man I thought I made a good looking woman but in the cutscenes she looks like a downy. FUCK
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When my wife gets drunk she turns into true irish bostonian potty mouth retard. I prefer not to get her drunk.
  25. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    I get this weird chuckle everytime I see these Xfinity commercials where they show the two download speeds to "real people" and they say something like this is your current provider and this is us. It would be awesome if for 90% of us there actually was another provider..
  26. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Well we do need legit baller healers for the old man raid, we are almost at legit baller status
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    Home Improvement

    So this is our first winter owning a home. Like I said before we installed some ductless ac system in the summer. Installer told us they were efficient to heat the house down to 15 degrees. Figured I'd not use oil and from November to December just use the central unit. That was a mistake...
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    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Does that female have a penis and have you stroked it ?
  29. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Worked at a supermarket for awhile, all the kettle chips were always in the natural food section
  30. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Butcher is a really good measuring stick too because I can constantly hit death strike if I want. I'm almost always 75% or below on health. I've never been outhealed by a Monk (or any other tank), and usually not outdpsed by other tanks although I don't really pay attention to my damage.
  31. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Right I know that there are some hard DPS checks. Some of the dudes in the raid have the Saturday raids as their first entry into HM so it's to be expected as their DPS is low. I don't expect us to be clearing heroics soon, but we can start stepping in. This week I figured we could hit up H...
  32. Noodleface

    Dark Souls

    I got lucky on PS3 as I basically said "fuck this" to Blighttown and almost skipped it entirely. Someone said "follow the torches" so I did and was out of there in a couple minutes.
  33. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Ain't got a clue. Guys got the flu and raw dick is all I know. It's easy to look from the outside in and think we're a bunch of retards or something, and we mostly are, but don't let this thread be some indication that the guild is shitty. Most of us have a fun time. There's a group of people...
  34. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Yeah we're a little late on this tier, but I'd like us to get some Heroic in. With the next tier we'll start at the beginning and hopefully be able to move into heroics quicker. I don't know how we can do it without the almighty Sutekh stepping down from his golden throne to herd us though.
  35. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    DBM is pretty spot on with arcane, is it out of date? I swear they update that shit every other day and it's always throwing mine out of sync. I mostly notice it on WW for Twins and occasionally on Imp it tells you the wrong tank was marked, as long as you know who is tanking him it's easy...
  36. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Yeah 7/7 will happen. Imp isn't an easy fight by any means and not a fight that you can necessarily explain in one sentence like the other 6 bosses either so it will take some repetition to get him. Hopefully this week we can breeze through the first six (and one heroic) and get some serious...
  37. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    I didn't send any alt tells! I can't blame anyone. It was a late calendar thing. I mean it is frustrating if people aren't ready on time but I didn't really know the specifics of the other raid. Apologies to those who did show up. I, like tenks, told my wife I wouldn't be around and after awhile...
  38. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Saturday morning raids are where it's at. Old men raiding.
  39. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    In Blood spec I can heal myself for 150k on death strikes pretty easily.. It's absurd.
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro that's how chicks reel you in. I was having sex 6x a day when we met. Now... :|