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I don't want a wall ornament that will watch me play games for 8 hours. Sounds weird. Maybe she isn't, I don't know. I feel like we're not getting the full story here.

My wife got me a Walter White action figure as part of my gift. Nerd cred is me deciding if I should open it to play with it or leave it sealed.

CreditKarma is mostly accurate on my stuff. I don't have a lot of open accounts though - bank, 1creditcard, 1 car, 1 mortgage, 17,000,000 student loans

They discontinued XP support at work by putting these huge banners on old the old turd's desktops that refused to migrate. Are you an old turd? That OS is 13 years old dude. I get the software not working, maybe you guys should upgrade that too. Win 7 is a superior OS.

I'd play this game if those lazy fucks would ever optimize it for multi-core, but they never will so I will never play it.

It is worth a lot... it also looks uncomfortable. I feel like if she did the traditional thing of putting the wedding band before/after it it isn't going to work right. Looks like the type of ring that will dominate a finger.

Oh god no, jesus christ. My wife was. I was cringing but afterwards forgave her. Never showing my face at that theater again

My wife used to work at Pizza Hut back about 10 years ago. She said everything was hand made and really good. Now it's definitely all pre-made. Several Sunday nights I have ordered large deep-dish pizzas and they've called back saying they are out of deep dish dough......

10/10 would read again, that made me laugh

I am failing to see the issue, we've lived together for 6 years

I knew she was texting her family which is why I asked. I wasn't going to have a full-blown conversation during the opening of GotG in a full theater. There's a time and place for a woman's bullshit game of making us pry information from them, and that wasn't it. If she didn't want to tell me...

If you think SSDs aren't all that great perhaps you are the target for those "download more RAM" commercials.

This is exactly the type of reviews I need for this show. Also a timestamp of when I can see the funbags would help.

There are some pizzas that have a white sauce, but most are a red sauce (marinara, or some other derivative). Most normal pizzas have it below the cheese but Chicago wanted to be different.

Wife made us get Pizza Hut the other day. I tried my pizza and it was undercooked, soggy, tasted like shit, and had giant chunks of fat (I ordered bacon) on it. Tried hers and it was the most godly pizza I had eaten in the past few months. Thanks for the great quality control shit hut.

I made a chocolate trifle last night. It looked so fucking glorious then I read that I needed to chill it for 5 hours. Will report back today with my findings and recipe.

Am I supposed to know who this scumbag that can't get a real job is?

I thinkCreditKarma is tocreditscores as Wikipedia is to reference material. Good starting point, but don't hold it as gospel.

No what happened was her mother went to the hospital for what we believed were kidney stones, since it wasn't an emergency we went and saw a movie since we already had plans. I noticed she kept texting on her phone throughout the movie. Asked her what was up and she said "nothing." After the...

Tomorrow is the big one year anniversary. Since it's a Monday and we work it kind of sucks so we spent the weekend celebrating. On Saturday we went to the movies to see GotG again as she missed most of the movie on our first time due to her mother being rushed to the hospital. She loved it...

I distinctly remember Grumpus asking about marrying some chick he was with for like 6 months. Is this the same chick? Am I thinking of a different forum member entirely? Do what feels right to you man. We're very cynical here, so you have to cherry pick advice. Just don't fuck up. Do you...

Is your CPU overclocked?

I hate cooked onions. I enjoy the taste but for whatever reason my mind can't get over the texture.

I'd agree man. This "I don't pre-cum" shit is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard too.

Is this in Canada or are you telling me the strips are back?

I guessed mid-November, guess I was off by 2 days

My Razer Deathadder looks ballin' as fuck and has performed ballin' as fuck for like 6 years.

Gordon Ramsay suggested olive oil in the pasta before. Here's my quick chicken parm. Pound the chicken flat. Bread it with your favorite bread crumbs, if they aren't seasoned add a little salt and pepper. Fry it enough to give each side a golden-brown crisp. In a baking pan, coat the...

Acquire, acquire, acquire! I'm pretty glad I'm moving to firmware development at least. It's far less political over there and they tend not to keep creating layers of management and re-orging the staff. Plus I get to play with the big toys again

Hasn't it been that way for like 10 years?

I don't doubt it. Just thinking about showing off internet at a state fair is so Caucasian. I don't watch a lot of TV, but the wife does, I just sort of catch whatever is on with the exception of a few shows (GoT, Ghost Adventures - laugh all you want, and Cold Justice). The other day she...

I want that bike. I would ride the fuck out of that bike.

The aim comes with time. I used to be fairly terrible coming from PC -> PS2/3/4

Killzone got a lot of shit here, but it's not a bad game. Just don't expect anything more than 6-8 hours worth of story..

PS4 man, no questions asked. My parents were like you when I was young, loaded me up with video game consoles on birthdays/Christmas and I turned out just fine. I may have posted my dick here before, but otherwise just fine.

MaDonal sounds like something Denzel would say in Training Day to Uncle Dolan

Just wanted to comment on this. I've talked about it before, but it's worth reiterating I suppose. Several years ago my mother attempted suicide (multiple times, in fact) when no one was home. When she was found there was a rope on the table, a butcher's knife on the floor with her wrists cut...

Why would a sane human need 6,8, or 10creditcards? I have one and I feel dangerous.

Been listening to Scar Symmetry a lot, really good stuff. The guitarist can shred (Per), holy shit. Any other bands similar to their sound? Possibly with a shredder.

What makes me hate this is the ridiculous action scenes (the fat whirlwind dwarf, the dwarves all falling 8,000,000 feet in the first movie and being crushed by a falling giant, etc), the extremely noticable green screen and fake props, the shitty CGI models, etc. The shitty sets were extremely...