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Tory Lane takes a dick like a goddamn champ. She probably enjoys McDonalds <- STAYING ON TOPIC

Basically. Her favorite current-gen series is Uncharted (we have framed posters) and she loved the Tomb Raider reboot as it was a similar style game.

Closing accounts is a negative for whatever reason, even if you are on good terms.

Burger King is heaven. People always give it shit about thinking flame-broiled is some fake thing, but believe me they have a grill inside. It has a large conveyor belt so they can't fuck it up.

LOL @ people that think MS having DLNA support is some sort of win. Neither system had it at launch, they incorrectly predicted what consumers wanted and they both lost. It's just that MS is rolling it out first (maybe).

She hated watching me play DS1 and 2, she hated that trailer as well. She's a simple person man.

If Tomb Raider is truly a boner exclusive it will be one of the dumbest decisions I've ever seen. Not a console seller at all.. man my wife is gonna be rip-shit.

Only plebs eat at goddamn McDonalds

Just got the official word that our team as we know it within EMC is dissolving and being reformed under another person (in typical EMC fashion). Due to me being a young guy, they thought it was a good time for me to get away from that. So with that, I'm moving back into firmware engineering...

Yawned at this trailer. Boooring series. Wasn't Bilbo knocked out for the whole battle anyways?

MS already had cross-platform with FFXI for the 360, I have no idea why SE is so fucking retarded to not allow that again. I'm not sure if it's SE, MS, or Sony making that call but they are fucking dumb.

"Running the dance floor" made me laugh. I'm not sure why yet, but I'll get back to you.

This is shitty. His movies were staples of my childhood. Hasn't done anything relevant for me in the last 15 years or so, but I respect the man for being a humanitarian at the same time.

You want some cheese with that whine bro? Oh god.. I'm so sorry

Yeah I talked to my brother and he said Crysis3 was great. The PS3 free games are usually awesome.

Good idea on the wine tasting, going to look into some local ones.

Sounds like something dirty hipsters would do

I will be avoiding boxes of wine solely based on the fact that my childhood fridge had at least 3 boxes in it at all times from my drunk mother. While it may be the most practical, I want to at least pretend on the surface that I am not some drunken hag. The worst image I have is her having...

What's the titty:chickflick ration in this? Wife reads the books, so it'll be "on" regardless. Just curious if I should pay.. say.. 20% attention.. or are we talking like 40% attention?

Ok, fine gentlemen. I've always felt left out by the craft beer movement, because I hate beer. I have only a few select mixed drinks that I enjoy (The cape cahddah). I avoided wine because my mother was a raging drunk that lived off boxed wine. We got a few bottles for house-warming gifts...

Man I drank so much of that blue and my poop never turned green!

Can't believe adults actually paid money to see this. It's at 19% on rotten tomatoes. If you have kids, I understand.. but seriously if you don't what were you thinking?

Fuckin' kids not knowing what's superior

I remember when PS4 came out you said you were going to buy a boner because all the friends were on xboxes, why did you go that route? was it our vehement defense of sony?

Sounds like water on the line. There was a dude on reddit last week with Comcast that had the same problem. The rep gave the guy a number to call to find out about the status of when his internet would be back on. When the guy called it he said it was a phone number to the weather channel..

The new games on PS+ suck dick. Fez was alright, I guess. But I lost interest about 10 minutes in. The other game about the path or whatever.. boring as fuck. Why are all (most) of the free games for PS4 retro-looking nonsense. Outlast was the only real game so far. Played Dragon's...

That is the most white person thing I've ever read in my life

I'm sorry but Mtn Dew Gamer Fuel Alliance Edition > * Sorry I missed this. I got drunk playing Munchkin, roasted smores in my back yard, had sex with my wife, and forgot all about it.

Yeah, usually I wake up and have to pee immediately so even if she's trying to sex me I gotta go. I have finished in the morning a few times, just a lot of times I've had trouble with it to the point my wife doesn't even initiate it anymore. On our wedding night we of course had sex into...

Coincidentally I've always had trouble climaxing in the morning. Like my dong is asleep

August 10th. Got drunk last night but still plowed the wife. It could be a baby. Still married

I have a giant fucking head so hats look stupid on me

Im getting drunk at our weekly board gaming night. If I get a chance I'll hop on

I also shave my head as the front has begun to thin. It was a sad day indeed.

August 9th. Still married. Mowed the lawn and then ate burger king. Been feeling out of it lately, but tonight I am getting drunk and plowing the wife. Might fall asleep first depending on how much I drink. Will update with a post-coital report.

Next time she wants to fuck just tie her up. The plus side is not only do you keep her in control but she also likes that.

She's getting out today. Still can't eat solids, but has improved enough that she can leave - and with the blessing of a nutritionist.

Wow look at this fucking bragger over here.

It was alright in Killzone, but at the same time I felt like it was only in the game BECAUSE it was on the controller and not because it added anything of value.

McBetes