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I blame it on this new-age hipster bullshit parenting. I have a feeling Etoille's kid is going to be allergic to humans, she sounds like a hipster parent

I think they only test your glucose fasting level if your original blood sugar levels are over 200. They want to see your fasting levels to see if they stay in the high (or very low) range to see if you have diabetes. I think that's what Deathwing was asking about.

You are absolutely fucking crazy if you think anyone is going to push Intel out of the business. They own a majority of enterprise level processing (servers). Where you'll see Intel pushed out is in the mobile/SOC stuff - ARM is big, and it's getting bigger. No one can compete with Intel...

She doesn't give bjs

Agreed. This is McCheese's "Other Games"

Everytime Onoes doesn't post for a few days I just assume something absolutely ridiculous is happening right as we speak and we'll get a nice 3 paragraph response in a couple days. It's a roll of the dice whether or not the outcome is some new sexcapade, house work, or "you guys were right.."

Anal yeast infections

Time to buy Xfinity XFASTXBLASTX Fast Lane for $19.99/mo

Dude you weren't even paying any goddamn fucking attention at all. Jesus dude. No fruit. only plain

What if you use yogurt as lube?

Everyone will know about it now, with my name being changed.

The burger king sauce did make my nose run just slightly. It was definitely spicier than most places, but didn't have a buffalo taste. I was mostly put off that I had to eat the slathered tenders by hand.

"JB- Ya know.. If you could take a coca-cola.. and just go half coca-cola and half Diet Coke.. cause i'm tryin to watch my figure... Gotta lose some of the weight.."

The worst kind of person...

I have never done A2P. Only once on accident when I dragged by dick through the asscrack and straight into pleasure town and she got a UTI.

I was keeping a very large stash and then re-evaluated my life. Why do I need my level 60 1400 DPS Skorn? My crusader at 45 already had a 2000 DPS 1-hander. Sharded. Along with all the random shit-ass legendaries I was saving for other characters.

How common are yeast infections among young, moderately healthy women? My wife has never had one that I know of, but if yogurt is the cure maybe now I know why her mom always buys so much - that crotchety bitch

FUCK this thread. I brought a salad to work (I forgot to put chicken in it too FUCK SHIT) and now I'm contemplating "saving" it and going to get fast food again. FUCK.

I'm bringing that bitch home some yogurt now.. THROAT YOGURT. Give me a bro-five

Ah.. the infamous "velcro" stage

I just shivered with nausea.. the thought of eating a chicken nugget like that is disturbing.

I don't understand why the dude will post pictures of his medical records and shit but can't take a simple picture of himself with a sign that says rerolled on it. That is sketchy in and of itself.

The Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich is my golden standard when it comes to reviewing any other fried chicken.

They're probably charging so much because your company is paying

tbh if my wife had a dick I would suck it I am supertouch. supertouch is me.

It's not a dealbreaker. Finding out that after years of not receiving head your wife then goes out and sucks some dudes dick EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY ON HIS LUNCH BREAK is absolutely un-fucking-forgivable. My wife don't like putting the dong rocket in her mouth, but she still does it quite a...

CONSUMER REPORT Lately I've been enjoying the chicken strips at Burger King. They are mildly flavorless, but a step above McDonalds - unfortunately 17 steps below Wendy's old chicken strips, but I digress. Today for lunch I pulled in, when I ordered the strips she asked if I wanted them...

The dick sucking noncompliance is upsetting me more than it should.

I cannot eat icing at all, so I scrape it off and give it to my wife. It works out well.

No I don't care, I was stirring the shit pot

How come the clan name was taken out of the title?

Wouldn't proof of adultery affect the amount of child support and/or custody?

I was on my honeymoon (before the cruise) and had this "I'm not going to use my phone all vacation!" attitude. Did not work well. Such a tourist trap that place was.

In Miami this past summer we were at their little pier-mall-thing, can't remember the name. They had this burger place that said something like best burgers in the world. Some guy on the outside of the restaurant conned me into eating there. Burger was just alright. He asked me if it was the...

I feel bad for people with cancer, chances are I'll get it between tomorrow or age 75 as well. The dude is a liar though. We cannot trust his diagnosis. The community has been burned before, unfortunately.

You can just look at how the person writes paragraphs, they are identical and no one else types like that.

To us, which essentially matters none as he doesn't usually listen to us. It's important that he realizes this. It would make me feel mighty pissed off if after buying my wife all this stuff and setting her up in an apartment I then found out she cheated on me.

If I'm reading between the lines of your post you're basically saying no one gives a shit about a dude that might have cancer on the internet. Further reading between the lines let's me hypothesize that you really meant "if it were a maybe girl with tits and cancer we would be fawning over her...

Ass to mouth to other ass is most grown up. You have to be a real man to accept that shit.