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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    lol my wife will spend so much time looking for something to watch, that by the time she finds it, she doesn't have time to watch it anymore. At least she's smart enough to add it to the list so she doesn't have to search again next time.
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's rough. Assuming you divorced him over this.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    The important thing to note is that each and every one of these rule changes plays right into Dak Prescott's strengths and will benefit him more than anyone else in the league. MVP is all but gauranteed. Might as well put him on the cover of madden next year.
  4. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    As i understand it, the point of a "baseline" is to test a thing while a person is still healthy. That way if they start having trouble with it later you have something meaningful to use as line. of base. But I'm no doctor insurance agent. I'm just someone who knows english pretty good.
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think you misspelled "Because the money is in treating people, not curing them and there's even less money in preventing problems" The tests he was talking about sounded more like baseline tests than the voodoo predictive tests you were talking about.
  6. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Interesting. Is it $2200 toal and everything else is free; $2200 base and everything else is an add on; or $2200 up front and everything up to $2200 worth of care is included, after which you're back to paying as needed?
  7. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think covid just exposed and accelerated the bullshit that had been slowly building. Once it was brought into the open, the good doctors were brought to heel. I can't say when it started. Maybe it was 0bamacare and all those predictions have come true. Or maybe it was already happening...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm sorry man. I'm not saying this to troll, but pretty much all doctors are garbage tier these days. The doctors themselves can be good, but hospitals are run by MBAs instead of medical professionals. They traded "first do no harm" for "first lose no money" a long time ago. My only sincere...
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    This might be the lamest part of the new rules. Why not make it a coin flip? Declare an onsides kick. other team gets to call heads or tails.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    kay how is the on sides kick going to work?
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    The Enhanced Games or Steroid Olympics from Peter Thiel

    I like most track and field events as long as it's not long distance running, so I'm in for this. On an unrelated note and because we don't have a dedicated track and field thread. I just watched a college track and field event. They had a women's steeplechase with no obstacles...
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    So they're just drawing pictures in their rule books now? WTF does this shit mean?
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    The Acolyte

    I was OK with the gungans. I knew the formula he'd used for every film thus far. Gotta have something cute for the kids and he'd been ramping it up every film. They lost me at the fucking pod race. Wait, andor was actually filmed on Ferrix, Kenari, Coruscant, etc? Holy fuck how does disney...
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    The Acolyte

    How are these things opposite? I feel like you don't even bother to read posts.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I don't want to go back and bump the original thread, but I just watched the girl ghostbuster reboot last night. It wasn't that bad, to be honest. Not McCarthy's best movie, I guess she needs better straight men to really stand out. But it was Mckinnon's best movie, which is saying something...
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    The Acolyte

    That was probably where I got that. That was in Clone Wars, right? During the creation process. It goes into a reactor and you focus your will upon it to make sure it is created flawlessly. But harshaw was also right that they use natural crystals too.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    Maybe I need to see some comparison videos but it seems like there's a thin line between the 'safety' and 'crippling' version of that tackle. I'm more worried about the fucking WWF back suplex tackle. I guess we need to get some necks broken before the NFL will decide to look at that.
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    The Acolyte

    I only recall the sith synthetic crystals having a chance to assplode. The jedi used natural crystals. I suppose an explosion could have been possible there too, but they weren't being as harsh as the sith who forced the crystal to bend to their will. I do believe the color was revealed upon...
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    The Acolyte

    I get the feeling that it's going back to some of the little used lore from the legends series. Red is synthetic and flawless, but the other colors represent your role as a jedi because you change the color while making the saber. I only remember seeing it in one or 2 old republic and earlier...
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    Isn't the hip drop tackle basically the seahawk tackle from a few years ago that they started teaching to everyone because it was safer and more reliable?
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Gotta say, bold choice for that heffer to wear a fucking cowprint coat. But then again, compare her to everyone else in that video and maybe she's considered in shape for that town.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I'mma pass on using the toilet binoculars. Does that place have the highest rate of pink eye in the world? Logically, some place in the world has to be #1 and this is as good a reason as any to lead the pack. GIS for pink eye capital of the world was pretty gross. You can all thank me...
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    Blade (2025)

    Until I double checked the name, I didn't even realize gorlock was a dude. But even so, in this case tranny != trap. Traps have a chance to trick a dude into fucking them. Instead of wooden stakes, gorlock carries around bread sticks to sop up the blood.
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    Blade (2025)

    Is Timothy missing his legs? Because we need a white tranny who identifies as asian and is missing at least 1 limb. I will also accept gorlock the destroyer if it hasn't killed itself yet.
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    The Acolyte

    I loved rogue squadron. Even when they had a token jedi flying with them. Wraith squadron too. As much as I like the jedi, by and large, my favorite books were the ones without jedi. But yeah, even if you say the making of a red lightsaber is a sith technique, someone could have just found...
  26. Hoss

    The Acolyte

    Not that I'm ready to go all in defending this yet, but a couple of points. #1 not all bad jedi are sith. Sith are a specific order. People can be evil in different ways. #2 Even if it is sith, as long as they remain hidden (ie leave no survivors) it should not be surprising. I mean, we...
  27. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I am making an assumption that he's paying for this. If not directly, then through something like taxes or POA dues. If so, no way they can just change the rules without notice.
  28. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    We had an electric can opener growing up. Had a bad ass grinding wheel on the back that we used to sharpen knives. I used to sharpen knives just to watch the sparks fly. As an adult I've never had one because it just takes up too much counter space and we don't open cans often enough. There...
  29. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Rules are written down somewhere, right? Stick to your guns. Don't let some power mad dipshit change the rules willy nilly.
  30. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Ever try to crack duck eggs? shells are so tough I found using a knife was the most effective way.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    This is the Cowboys' year. I can feel it in my boner.
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Damn. 1.1x is the fastest I can go on a podcast. What I find more useful is trim silence. Castbox is the only player I've found with that option but it's invaluable for people who always talk like they're shatner delivering the big monologue. It was "Dark - 30" for me. Which meant when the...
  33. Hoss

    Dating

    She's a jedi like two-pack. They struck her down and she only became more powerful.
  34. Hoss

    Dating

    How did that bitch die in 2009 and star in a movie in 2014?
  35. Hoss

    Dating

    I'm not even talking about your mis-characterization of that scenario as a 'bad play'. This is not the section for calling out communist lies.
  36. Hoss

    Dating

    Try this theory. Embrace the weird. As long as you don't lose a kidney it will be a success. I like the make a funny face idea, especially if you're a joker like me. If you're not, the traditional signs are to make eye contact and do the eyebrow raise / head tilt. Maybe raise your glass...
  37. Hoss

    Dating

    The Florida panhandle is a republican stronghold. That's why they always try to call the election before the panhandle polls close. Explain this discrepancy!
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    The D&D thread

    In this case the character is AL legal, so I'm sure I'll be stuck with the most boring interpretation of the rules. But I'm writing 2d6 / 4d6 on my sheet because I like rolling dice.
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    The D&D thread

    That's weird, I actually remember seeing the 7 and 14 damage on the sheet the DM gave me, but when I searched online last night everything was saying damage dice. It's so rare I'm surprised they bothered to modify it. Doubling every damage die makes sense. I know you get to double sneak...
  40. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    In that case, does the 2d6 / 4d6 extra damage also get doubled by the crit?