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He can always make the claims when he comes up for air. But I'm sure you could make him gag too sanrith This is the kind of shit that gets you knocked out of the race. For all intensive porpoises you are a woman. If you still have your man card, it's clearly rolled up tight and hidden in...

allright, well first of all ... hackasaw jim duggan would be the cowboys. USA USA USA

I hated the pokemon card battles, but the rest of the book was good. In book 7 I also didn't like the massed battlefield combat, but once again, the rest of the book was very good. I hope they get back to regular fighting for the rest of the series. [/spoiler]

Checks out. The only way his pranks could be lamer is if they came 3 months late.

That's the neat part. They're all losers.

I thought we were supposed to @ them @Araysar vs. wellijustdontknow - Hopefully he will welch on this avatar change too and leave the forum for another 3 years. Are we sure we can't have a special cutler asshat avatar for him? @Nirgon vs. Tasty the Treat - This newfag has put in like 2 days...

I always vote for both of you just to make sure.

In case anyone is wondering, yes I waited till I was out before I started tagging my votes. It can be annoying as shit.

@Araysar vs. Lanx - Pretty sad when a proud American website like this has to settle for a cheap russian knock off asshat. @wellijustdontknow vs. Bandwagon - Hey bro, I figured out how to make sure we spell your name right. @Cayennechap vs. nirgon - He might be more of a dumbass than an...

I'm sure the coin flips are real, but they assign what the results mean after the flip.

Cayennechap vs. Luc1fer - Didn't matter the opponent, chappy outdoes em all.

Oh so you think the iggles are going to break the curse and win the division twice in a row? Good, your hope will make the coming weeks even sweeter.

Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Everyone else is running for second place. This won't be his first time lapping up folder's sloppy seconds. Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx - He does things in a fun way, but he is still technically an asshat. Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow - Still tired of the one...

He posted that in 2012. Network errors in europe delayed it.

Do they have to wear lipstick to get the blowjob?

That's gayer than cum in a moustache.

I know TT is tabletop, but what does P&P mean? My mind keeps telling me it's plug and play.

20 bucks is 20 bucks even for a miscer.

The walls are padded so they don't echo.

where do you find them?

DON'T YELL AT ME! Wait, yell at me again, I think it's helping.

And here I thought fences with "Posted" and "No Trespassing" signs covered that kinda thing. Fair enough. Next time it comes up, I'll immediately sue the people who ran into the rebar for illegally putting up a hidden trap on my property. First one to sue has the advantage, right?

Man, I'm not up to date on legal definitions of traps, but I'd be hard pressed to believe something that doesn't move could be considered one. Traps usually have triggers and a spring that causes other things to happen. Maybe you could say a punji stake pit covered by a tarp is still a trap...

Caption this picture: "I need a baby seal"

On my own property? I guess not. But if you mean on public property like in the original rustle, I wasn't exactly suggesting he write his name on the stakes.

Holy shit that looks just like Megan Fox. You know, if she was from Ohio or something.

20 inches? Was it in 24 inch tall grass? How the fuck could someone miss that? I'll tell ya what, there is one thing I regret about when we did that. I didn't put up a camera.

Yeah but that's done with marker. That's why I said she didn't have the guts to carve it in.

Araysar vs. Goatface - Bet welcher who also deserves a lifetime asshat achievement Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - He needs this title Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - He's a special kind of asshat, but an asshat nonetheless Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Justice for everyone who has to share the road with...

What the fuck?

They're trying to crack down on illegal voting. In years past you could vote on every page and lickingdick wouldn't even notice.

I want to see current pics of her. She was cute to begin with, this could be a new fetish for me. But probably not because she didn't have the guts to carve 'trump whore' into her body. That could have been a deal sealer.

How much work ya willing to put in? I'll tell ya what we did to keep people from driving across our property +

apparently it's a great place to puke your guts out too. They should put up a plaque at the location.

So he was just on screen briefly? I don't even remember that part of the story. Had to do some googling. The lichs who took over whitestone manner powered themselves up by pledging themselves to him. They were trying to summon him and vox stopped them. It would have been more meaningful...

metallic earbuds are a bad idea. It's like shoving ice cubes in my ears. Actually, I'm kind of weird and I may be starting to like it. I'll do some more testing and report back later.

vecna was in vox machina?

That's why everyone hates rob. I never got it until just now.