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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Same for me. I don't even know how your wife gets into my house, but she just won't respect the headphone. Try shutting it off, turning towards her and saying "You are the most important thing in my life." Then stare at her lovingly untill she's got all the attention she needs.
  2. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    That's a really stupid idea. I'm going to use it. On my next anniversary I'm telling all the unmarried people in the family that we need to renew our license and I'm putting them down as character witnessses so don't be surprised if the county calls them up.
  3. Hoss

    The Martial Arts Thread

    boooh, if that cop had been a thin piece of wood, his head would have snapped in 2! I looked at the webpage for uplevel martial arts. The only style I see mentioned by name is BJJ, so I don' know if this video proves what you think it proves.
  4. Hoss

    Project Hail Mary

    Watch the video in the post above. That's the author answering literally every question you posed other than how the microbes survived space. Something that's already a pretty well established sci-fi trope.
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    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    That's odd. Speaking as an old, I don't really care about the ticket price. I just hate people so I wait for the crowds to die down. Wife and I went to see the mando movie and we had the theater to ourselves. I did not even realize the ticket prices were going down. If they had any sense...
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    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    I don't know what your point is, but Clooney did a movie in 2025, hayek did one in 2024 and a series in 2025. Damon has a movie coming out this year. None of them have quit making movies. The question was if they lost the studio a bunch of money would their careers be over? Clooney -...
  7. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Maybe he's just pissing out of both dicks at once. I swear sometimes I think I'm the only one who ever does that. pics unrelated.
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    coke nails are, obviously, functional.
  9. Hoss

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    I gotta say, it sounds like you're just describing aging hollywood actresses there, which is a completely different phenomenon. It takes a special woman to survive that first round of aging. Give some examples with dudes or older women and I'd say you might have a point. Do you think that can...
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    Project Hail Mary

    No gramma, that says The Star Whores and thank you very much. When the end comes I'm going to put you in a nice retirement community! I actually didn't know they did that with anything other than spoofs, and even then spoofs come out much later.
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    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    My guess is that it doesn't affect actors much at all. Probably just producers and writers that take any heat, and it's probably mostly producers.
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    Project Hail Mary

    Great movie. I didn't expect much and was pleasantly surprised. Was The Last Hail Mary also based on this book? I haven't watched it, but Prime suggested it to me after I watched PHM. The plot sounds similar with the dying sun, but they don't go to a different solar system. Google doesn't...
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The chink nobles used to bind the feet of their daughters. It made the feet tiny and I guess cute, but it also make it painful for them to walk. This was a status symbol showing that their daughters would never be expected to do any labor. The nails are kinda the same thing but without the...
  14. Hoss

    AI images

    Interesting. I entertained the idea that he might have switched the picture if you were indeed talking about that one. I could have sworn I've seen playing cards with only one pip regardless of the value, but a google search doesn't bring any up. Maybe I've only seen magicians use cards like...
  15. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Do you mean hire a maid? got news for you, they do the same thing. I'm just helping you cut out the middle woman.
  16. Hoss

    AI images

    what picture are you referring to?
  17. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Same way it collects on the back window of an SUV. Reverse the fan and most of it will come flying off.
  18. Hoss

    The Animated GIF Thread

    Can you tell what race she is from that grainy video? I can barely tell it's a she.
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    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    Power clam is funnier and makes more sense. Supergirl could have a power clam. power GLAM is just 2 words thrown together in a nonsensical way.
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    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    Did anyone else see the supergirl ulta commercial. No fucking lie, I look up at the TV and see Supergirl speaking for Power Clam WTF is power clam? My wife guessed a vibrator. Don't see a screencap of the commercial, but Ulta's have this display out.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    We had Apple IIes in our HS computer lab. I remember those double disk drives, we needed them to copy the disks. People started passing around copies of my disks so I put password protection on them. I think we had like 3 computer classes. BASIC programming, then computer math 1 and 2. The...
  22. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    vampires
  23. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    If they didn't see it in the tattoo they probably need a pic with the thing oriented the same way. Those movies look amazing, I'm going to see if they are real.
  24. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    But think how far behind medical science would be today without all the experiments.
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    [Post the Single Best Episode of any TV Show You've Watched]

    Yeah I was thinking the same thing. I would want to watch before voting, so we'd have to give plenty of time. i would nominate "To see the invisible man" a twilight zone episode. This is the one where the dude was convicted of being rude or something and sentenced to a year of invisibility...
  26. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Didn't @Sanrith Descartes once threadban bubbles from screenshots? We need a hero like that again. If memory serves bubbles flipped out and almost got himself banned for real.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    That's stupid because he's rich. The way bail is supposed to work is that they make it expensive enough for you to afford it, but cripple your ability to hire a good defense lawyer. Judges look at your financials when they determine the amount. They would have let a regular person out for...
  28. Hoss

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    That explains why she gives me a weird boner.
  29. Hoss

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    lol WTF I don't even remember hearing about morbius. I assumed it was another new film. Is morbius a DC character?
  30. Hoss

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I hate comic books so I haven't read it and have no plans to even though I like florin. Maybe some day Jeff Hayes will read it to us.
  31. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    I didn't even realize they were different people. It was too far to scroll back up and check the name when I was on my phone. But I thought the same thing, it was probably AI slop to begin with.
  32. Hoss

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    Vikings fan. Checks out.
  33. Hoss

    [Post the Single Best Episode of any TV Show You've Watched]

    We should make brackets and vote. It's too hard to pick one from all the different genres. Don't blink is a top contender. Upright citizens brigades little Donny episode News radios db Cooper episode. Monty pythons episode with the Spanish inquisition. I guess comedies are at a...
  34. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    I'm not reading all that I'm happy for you though Or sorry that happened.
  35. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I just want to know if he drowned because of the injuries, or did he drown because he didn't know how to swim?
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Then they should be naturally strong swimmers.
  37. Hoss

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    Lol pacemaker. Peacemaker sucks ass. They need to reboot that series and make it about the white dragon. The dude is a motherfucking genius. Better than Batman tech while being poor white trash.
  38. Hoss

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    Just to be clear, Aquaman is in this dc movie but he's not playing Aquaman? Lore wise, is lobo supposed to be Aquaman's twin or something? I'm not familiar with this character.
  39. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Had one once where they had a new driver picking up. He fucked it up and somehow showed all the packages shipped that day as delivered to Cleveland. Can't remember where the place was but it wasnt even in Ohio. Felt bad for the shipping department. They were told it couldn't be fixed but...
  40. Hoss

    Best Purchases You've Ever Made

    Reminds me of a hunting buddy who bought a used s10 pickup for $200. He ran it for years. He hauled a bus to the hunting camp with it. He ran it wide open in the fields chasing after dogs. All with almost no maintenance. He basically ran it like he hated it. He often said "if this...