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    Mugshawtys

    That's why she had to drug him though. ModernProbllemsRequireModernSolutions.gif @Foler can you confirm which of your watches she got?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I didn't know howard was still alive, much less still doing shows. It's probably best to pretend he died sometime around 2005.
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    Is that the new nickname for the lions? For a minute I thought you were talking about the jets.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fucking lunch delivery places making you enter details before you can even see the menu. I kinda get needing an address or at least a store because some stores will have different stuff. But beyond that, let me just fucking look at what you have! Every popup needs a "Fuck Off" button.
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    You must be new here
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    College Football 2026-2027 Sorsby Finally Won a Bet

    Holy shit I hope so. I'm not sure you could set the bar any lower and still use a name people recognize. Yeah and that was the feeling I had. He'd been having a terrible game, but he walked out on the field with confidence. We'll see how the season goes.
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    South Park

    That reminds me, I need to watch the one with the motorcycles. I think it's the only episode I ever missed and now that I've found it on streaming, I keep forgetting to go back and find it.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    uzi is a jew gun, jesus was a jew. Checks out.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    How much DKP do you have?
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    What the fuck? No matter where it lands? So swing passes that are a little too flat will now just be incomplete with no chance of it being a fumble? Underhand shovel passes will always be fumbles? Is this a rule change or and epic load of bullshit?
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    MMA Thread

    I want to see the women's heavyweight fights. They can recruit from the washouts of The Biggest Loser (if that show is even still on the air)
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    are you getting tired of asking if they dropped any loot? I know I am, but it seems disrespectful not to at this point. When I die, will anyone be left to wonder if I dropped a squisie?
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    Harry Potter

    When it comes to hermoine, it might help to remember that you're not supposed to want to fuck her. For some of you, that may apply to harry too.
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    South Park

    Finally figured out how to watch season 15. I guess they had to stop using garrison as trump because it was still too funny? Oh well, at least the non trump stuff is still worth watching.
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    The Gentlemen

    Solid movie. I didn't care for the storytelling style, but at least it wasn't like pulp fiction where QT got too clever it fucked with the flow of the movie. Also, I assume they can't do a series like that, so it shouldn't be an issue.
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    College Football 2026-2027 Sorsby Finally Won a Bet

    I kinda felt like vince young was back at the end. Like, if he has the ball at the end, he's scoring even if he has to do it all himself.
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    Oh shit his first name is cam? I've been calling him concussion skatteboo for over a year now.
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    Well, we did pretty good considering this is a rebuilding year for the boys.
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    Reacher

    What flock gives them is the ability to search without a warrant. With all that other shit they need warrants (with the exception of ring cameras which MAY be freely available if they ask nicely)
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    College Football 2026-2027 Sorsby Finally Won a Bet

    That comment aged well
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    I'll take the NFL's advice on how to discipline my wife when they're paying me millions of dollars.
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    College Football 2026-2027 Sorsby Finally Won a Bet

    What was? the ohio state interception?
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    Reacher

    TBH, with any story where it's a band of rogues against the gubmint, you have to assume it's set 30+ years ago, otherwise nothing makes sense.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    makes sense. So roll another joint was robbing another liquor store.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Then I guess the most likely answer is that the singer did too much dope and can't remember which word is correct.
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    Dating

    Did clancy have a good man? I literally know nothing about the case except what I saw in memes.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Followup to this. The firestick keeps turning the boost off every week or so. My guess is it's either app / firestick updates that run without our consent, or maybe it resets when we watch a show that doesn't support the feature. I need more testing.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Isn't long leaf what they called weed in lord of the rings? What is it in this case?
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    Dating

    Sounds like she'll be a good one once you fuck the crazy out of her. That's how young bitches are. They lean liberal until they find a good man to straighten them out.
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    The Gentlemen

    I loved both of those movies. I guess I'll watch the movie today.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I agree, why? You seem to be implying it's because rolling a joint is unacceptable while hitting one is fine. That makes no sense. In this case the lyric change seems more like a lateral move.
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    The Gentlemen

    No I never even heard of it. Googling it now. So maybe I should start with the movie? I notice wiki says it's an action comedy crime film. If that's true for the series I'll probably like it.
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    The Gentlemen

    I've got this on my list and I'm thinking of giving it a try. I don't want to read the whole thread, so someone try to sell it to me. What's the tone, what is it similar to?
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    Harry Potter

    I'm going to give this a chance no matter how bad the teasers look. My current favorite thing about the HP universe is how much libtards love it while hating JK Rawlings. If you're not sure whether a particular HP fan is a libtard, no problem. Just bring it up and wait 5 seconds to see if...
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    Reacher

    I thought the latest episode was better. It had a few moments that made me lol. But then I'm a sucker for sudden unexpected violence.
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    What're you talking about? Football is back at 7:30 on Sunday. You had me worried for a second.
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    What tickles your pickle

    This could easily be cross posted in the getting old thread. I recently discovered a setting on my fire stick that makes me so fucking happy. Dialogue Boost. If you turn it on, it's got 4 settings. Medium, High, Enhanced, and Heightened. They all boost the dialogue to varying degrees...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Just don't take cats to the vet. I spend tons of money on my dogs, but the cats rarely cost anything. Most of them have the decency to run away and die in the woods when they get sick.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    The bobiverse story itself is great. I liked the deltan storyline better than the earth story line. I just don't like the way the narrator reads every line with as much snark as possible.