2024 AssHat Final Voting! Choose this forum's COMPLETE ASSHAT here!

Blazin

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I feel like we have an opportunity to make sure this ends in a tie. A real coming together moment of trusting the plan.

In that vain.

Foler v Araysar
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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Araysar vs Foler

The rant about the avatar bet 10 years ago in one of the previous rounds nailed it. At least Foler seems to be having fun with it.

This drama isn't healthy guys, it's enough to make a man brick his account.

A certain amount of injokes and flaming over current bad takes is fun, but when we are looking at years of seething resentment it's just gay.

Let's play PoE 2 together. Let's revel in Trump's victory. It's nearly Chrismas and there is so much to be thankful for.

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Congrats, you just won;

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Loser Araysar

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We can’t have two asshats. That’s like dividing by zero

Bro you know theyre gonna rig it.

LurkingDerp isn't gonna do sheet for days and as soon as it's even, he's gonna call it
 

lurkingdirk

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Voting is closed.

In this very unusual event where it is a tie, I need a few minutes to figure out what to do. I could cast the winning vote, but I've never voted in AssHat before, and I shouldn't start now.

Back soon with a result.
 
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Palum

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Voting is closed.

In this very unusual event where it is a tie, I need a few minutes to figure out what to do. I could cast the winning vote, but I've never voted in AssHat before, and I shouldn't start now.

Back soon with a result.
Count as many of my votes as you need to make it a tie.
 
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Sarrow

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Willing to play the gold card for a late vote and keeping it a tie if my axe is needed, legodirk.
 
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lurkingdirk

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The finest drama ever in the history of FOH AssHat. I guess with two spectacular AssHats facing off we should have expected nothing less.

Stay tuned for a resolution. Mail in votes coming in soon.
 
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lurkingdirk

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A decision has been made. Upon contemplating how to determine who the board feels is the greater AssHat we went back through all previous rounds and tallied all the votes for each of the contestants. One AssHat stood out head and shoulders above the other. And so, the 2024 AssHat of the year is:

 
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Hoss

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Damn you and your reasonable responses! We deserved co-asshats.
 
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Rajaah

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I have arrived to break the tie.

Your winner is...

Wait, where is everybody? Aw shit!
 
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