2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers
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Well I just googled ' why does the Arizona jersey look like someone diarrhea shit on them and turns out they want them to look like that. Who knew?
The Arizona Cardinals' new "Rivalries" uniforms, worn for the first time on Thursday, September 25, 2025, against the Seattle Seahawks, feature a sand-smeared, textured look designed to resemble the harsh desert environment and frequent sandstorms of Arizona. This distinctive appearance, described as having a "burnt" trim and sand-speckled pattern, is intentional, symbolizing the desert heat, shards of sand in a storm, and the state's red, tan, and copper hues. The design is part of the NFL's "Rivalries" program, which encourages teams to create uniforms reflecting their local geography and culture.
The Arizona Cardinals' new "Rivalries" uniforms, worn for the first time on Thursday, September 25, 2025, against the Seattle Seahawks, feature a sand-smeared, textured look designed to resemble the harsh desert environment and frequent sandstorms of Arizona. This distinctive appearance, described as having a "burnt" trim and sand-speckled pattern, is intentional, symbolizing the desert heat, shards of sand in a storm, and the state's red, tan, and copper hues. The design is part of the NFL's "Rivalries" program, which encourages teams to create uniforms reflecting their local geography and culture.
- The uniform's texture is meant to mimic the experience of being inside a dust storm, a common occurrence in Arizona.
- The "Built to Last" design incorporates a speckled pattern representing desert heat and sand in a storm.
- The jerseys and pants feature a sand-colored base with metallic copper accents, reflecting Arizona's status as the nation's leading copper producer.
- The helmet has a sandblasted matte finish, and the 3D birdhead logo features a copper beak to match the theme.
- The team's new look includes a re-imagined state flag design on the sleeve and back neck, with the state flag also painted in the end zones.
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Regime
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Bubbles
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I just realized that by winning tomorrow Jets are in a unique position of getting a head coach within a division fired. No way McDaniel will survive 0-4 start and how shit the team is looking overall. I'm not even entertaining a possibility of Jets losing to that smegma stain of a team. All I want this year is that win and Mike "I-wear-different-glasses-every-week" McTurd to be gone because he couldn't beat the Jets. The rest of the season is just bonus
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Yeah they need to get their shit together. Only slight upside is the rest of their division is shit too even if they lose the game.
DickTrickle
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Hoss
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Was going to go to a bar with a Giants fan buddy to watch the Chargers game, but my hot water heater shat itself. This is my punishment for believing the Chargers will win this game.
Alt on the cart?
now I hope they win so you have to destroy a water heater every week for good luck.
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