2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

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Even if Aaron doesn't _start_ somewhere, I would expect him to play when someone's QB goes down midseason.

As for next weekend"
Broncos over Bills - Per usual, I expect this to be a squeaker until the 4th quarter, when the Broncos take the lead against the gassed Bills defense.
Seahawks over 49ers - The healthy versions of these teams would be a great matchup. This version of the 49ers though? Unless they can rush the hell out of Darnold* at the start and activate pumpkin mode, I think the Seahawks run over the 49ers all day.
Patriots over Texans - Although the final score got out of hand, the Steelers defense had the game close until the 4th quarter. The Patriots' defense is way better than the Steelers' defense. Barring one of the QBs getting knocked out early, I think the Patriots smother the Texans' Oline and grind to a clear victory.
Rams over Bears - A normal Rams are better than the Packers, who had a comfortable lead over the Bears for three quarters. A potentially limited Stafford, with the warm weather Rams playing in what is projected to be around 10 degree weather to start? I still think the Rams squeak out a win, but the Bears going to the NFC Championship game wouldn't shock me. (Yep, I just threw up in my mouth a little.)

*The Darnold pumpkin scenario is probably the biggest X factor in the playoffs, and the primary reason I wouldn't write off either the Broncos or Patriots from stunning in the Super Bowl.
 

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Divisional Round Predictions

NFC
Seachickens over Cripples
Cubs over Lambs

AFC
Ponies over Bison
Okies over Sith
 

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I hit all 6 games this past round, for divisional I am going:
Seahawks over Niners
Rams over Bears
Texans Upset over Pats
Bills over Broncos
 
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Perfect, and a pick 6 to finish off Mr. Rodgers. Always thought he was overrated.

Rodgers was hot shit in his prime. Maybe the best I've ever seen at throwing the ball, and pretty decent with his legs as well. He's definitely hurt his legacy in the years since he left the packers but he's also probably made a couple hundred million in that time so if he sold his legacy at least he was well compensated for it.

Seahawks over 49ers - The healthy versions of these teams would be a great matchup. This version of the 49ers though? Unless they can rush the hell out of Darnold* at the start and activate pumpkin mode, I think the Seahawks run over the 49ers all day.

If Darnold turns into a pumpkin it won't be because of the 9ers pass rush. They haven't been able to pressure a quarterback all year. They are #32 in sacks for the year. Even the Jets beat us by 6. It makes it even more embarrassing that Philly couldn't move the ball with pretty much zero pressure on Hurts.

EDIT I looked it up, Rodgers probably only made about $100M combined from the Jets and Steelers. Still not bad pay for 3 years, the first of which he only played 4 snaps.
 
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