2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

Wombat

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I enjoy a good troll as much as the next guy, but
1) You have to get to the SB to lose it.
2) Not all teams have been in the league for the same amount of time, and thus haven't had the same number of opportunities to lose.
3) Win% in the SB is more relevant - The Pats being 50% is to be expected, the Vikings and (poor) Bills being 0/4 for 0% is way worse.

TL/DR - The Vikings* with a 0% SB win rate and existing for all SB seasons is the worst team in the league, and piss off with your revisionist Patriots bullshit.

* Yes, that also applies to the Bills, but I like them so I'm arbitrarily not including them.
 
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Wombat said:
I enjoy a good troll as much as the next guy, but
1) You have to get to the SB to lose it.
2) Not all teams have been in the league for the same amount of time, and thus haven't had the same number of opportunities to lose.
3) Win% in the SB is more relevant - The Pats being 50% is to be expected, the Vikings and (poor) Bills being 0/4 for 0% is way worse.

TL/DR - The Vikings* with a 0% SB win rate and existing for all SB seasons is the worst team in the league, and piss off with your revisionist Patriots bullshit.

* Yes, that also applies to the Bills, but I like them so I'm arbitrarily not including them.
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Wrong. The Lions
 
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Kaines said:
Immaterial to the point. Patriots being LOSERS are why we are here.
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Wombat said:
1) You have to get to the SB to lose it.
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Thank you Grand Admiral Obvious, because with an observation like that you must have been promoted multiple times beyond the humble station of Captain. That's why people made memes like this.

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I stopped reading this thread a week before the SB. Gotta say it was a lot of fun getting caught up the last couple days watching pats fans eat shit.
 
Brahma

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Kaines said:
The greatest Super Bowl stat of all time:

Here is the breakdown of Super Bowl losses by team (through 2025 season):
  • 6 Losses: New England Patriots
  • 5 Losses: Denver Broncos, Buffalo Bills
  • 4 Losses: Minnesota Vikings, Los Angeles Rams, Philadelphia Eagles, San Francisco 49ers
  • 3 Losses: Dallas Cowboys, Miami Dolphins, Washington Commanders, Cincinnati Bengals, Pittsburgh Steelers, Las Vegas Raiders (formerly Oakland/LA)
  • 2 Losses: Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, New York Giants, Seattle Seahawks
  • 1 Loss: Baltimore Colts (now Indianapolis), Chicago Bears, Kansas City Chiefs, Los Angeles Chargers, New Orleans Saints, New York Jets, Tennessee Titans, Arizona Cardinals
  • 0 Losses: Baltimore Ravens, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Houston Texans, Cleveland Browns, and Detroit Lions

Patriots confirmed biggest LOSERS of all time.
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By this logic Joe Montana is the greatest QB of all time. 4-0 in Super Bowls.
 
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Hoss

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Kaines said:
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Can you imagine what Montana would have been like if you couldn't touch him in the pocket? Or lay a HAND on Jerry Rice??
How about not being able to TOUCH Elway until he broke out of the pocket?

Man, what I wouldn't give to have seen that.
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Or ruled his obvious fumbles in championship games as incompletions.
 
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Wombat said:
I enjoy a good troll as much as the next guy, but
1) You have to get to the SB to lose it.
2) Not all teams have been in the league for the same amount of time, and thus haven't had the same number of opportunities to lose.
3) Win% in the SB is more relevant - The Pats being 50% is to be expected, the Vikings and (poor) Bills being 0/4 for 0% is way worse.

TL/DR - The Vikings* with a 0% SB win rate and existing for all SB seasons is the worst team in the league, and piss off with your revisionist Patriots bullshit.

* Yes, that also applies to the Bills, but I like them so I'm arbitrarily not including them.
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Because all that shit is always brought up when talking about Super Bowl wins

TL/DR- Fuck the Patriots and fuck you
 
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Ambiturner

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Kaines said:
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Can you imagine what Montana would have been like if you couldn't touch him in the pocket? Or lay a HAND on Jerry Rice??
How about not being able to TOUCH Elway until he broke out of the pocket?

Man, what I wouldn't give to have seen that.
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They wouldn't have benefited anywhere close to as much as you think. You had to be a good passer AND take a beating back then. Now you don't have the beating part and it's almost entirely about passing ability. Same with Rice. Being fearless over the middle is meaningless now that they can't lay you out like they used to.

You're rendering large parts of their skillsets meaningless
 
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