2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

The Trailblazers were sold off in September, and this was widely expected this offseason regardless of how the team finished. Allen's will dictates the money goes to charity, so its not like the current owner / executor gets anything out of the SB win.

Bezos / Ballmer / Bill Gates are the likely options, though none are having great PR years.

Im sure Jody Allen is loaded beyond belief, but man thats gotta suck knowing youre selling a NFL franchise for 10 billion and giving it all to the Boys And Girls Club.

Elon should buy the team then move them to Texas and call them the Starbase Starfuckers.

Daezuel said:

Elon should buy the team then move them to Texas and call them the Starbase Starfuckers.

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None of the West Coast communist shitholes deserve their teams.

Daezuel said:

Elon should buy the team then move them to Texas and call them the Starbase Starfuckers.

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I love this idea, every time they score a TD he launches a rocket that’s visible from every seat in the stadium. Might be to expensive, might have to purchase the Browns to save on rocket fuel.

Or by the Cowboys and launch a rocket every time they force a punt.