2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

jooka

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Imagine CBS is looking at getting rid of him w/o having to pay out his contract and move on from him
 

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Imagine CBS is looking at getting rid of him w/o having to pay out his contract and move on from him

Really? I think he's the best commentator/analyst on TV personally. Would be a mistake IMO.
 
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Lots of contracts have 'Conduct Unbecoming' language that allows that person to be suspended, fired, or at least have their pay diminished if they do anything illegal (or even just embarrassing).

Personally, I say heavy, continuous drinking is a perfectly rational response to being in Milwaukee.
 

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Really? I think he's the best commentator/analyst on TV personally. Would be a mistake IMO.
Bro really? I cannot stand him. I turn the sound off.

Well to be fair I watch most games with the sound off but Nantz sucks his dick and he cannot stop talking about random shit and acting like he won 8000 superbowls.


EDIT: Oh and his name rhymes with Homo ;)
 
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Oh look, 49ers players are already dropping left and right.

Glad I already don't have to care about this season!
 

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I feel bad for Pearsall. When he plays he looks pretty good but he can never seem to string more than 3 games together without getting hurt and getting shot in the shoulder is kind of next level bad luck. I mean it's good luck that he didn't die, but it's a pretty low percentage injury for an NFL player.
 

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Kind of crazy that he played a full 5 years of college ball and didn't miss a single game. Even before his gunshot though, he was nicked up and injured.
 

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I don't know how these players can put up with people telling them about their fantasy teams. If I was an NFL quarterback and I had a bad day and then encountered some nerd whining about his fantasy team, I would have no choice but to choke the life out of them.
 
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I didn't think Luke Kuechly did enough to be voted into the HOF but since that's the only Panther Jersey I have , I'll be wearing it tomorrow when I watch the game. I try to pretend NFL doesn't exist in the offseason so tomorrow will be a big surprise for me. Even if it doesn't count. Best part of the HOF game is everyone sweating their asses off in that flyover country heat and trying to pretend it doesn't bother them.
 
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I didn't think Luke Kuechly did enough to be voted into the HOF but since that's the only Panther Jersey I have , I'll be wearing it tomorrow when I watch the game. I try to pretend NFL doesn't exist in the offseason so tomorrow will be a big surprise for me. Even if it doesn't count. Best part of the HOF game is everyone sweating their asses off in that flyover country heat and trying to pretend it doesn't bother them.

Shorter career, but fwiw, in 8 years he was Defensive Rookie of the Year, had 1 NFL Defensive Player of the Year, and after his rookie season was 1st Team All Pro 5 times, and 2nd Team All Pro the other 2 seasons. That's 1 more 1st Team AP and 1 more 2nd Team AP than Brian Urlacher had in 13 years. Only 2 less 1st Team AP and 1 less 2nd Team AP than Ray Lewis had in 17 years.

Patrick Willis got in recently after an 8 year career himself, he also had 5 1st Team AP's, but 1 less 2nd Team. Also No Defensive Player of the Year. Zach Thomas in 13 years same 5 1st Team and two 2nd Team selections as Kuechly. No Def Rookie of the Year or Def Player of the Year on his resume.

Think he stacks up pretty well by comparison.
 
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With the new season underway and a game officially on tonight. We should probably start a new thread!
 

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Need a seahawk fan to come up with something spicy
 
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With the new season underway and a game officially on tonight. We should probably start a new thread!
It should be titled. "NFL Season 2026-2027: The Autumn Wind is Rising!"

Every year I get super excited for my Raiders, and I am disappointed every season! Not anymore!!!!! (Check back in a couple of months; I'll most likely be silent.)

Nfl Just Win Baby GIF by Las Vegas Raiders


Possible future me:

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