2025 AssHat Voting Round 2!!

lurkingdirk said:

Lightning Lord Rule 20 vs. Kuro 7 Kuro advances

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In protest of this contest's shoddy management, it's bias against trans people, and it complicity with the genocide of Trans people around the world I will not be voting!

Araysar vs. Goatface - You did 3am Ballot Drops to push Foler past him last year. Nothing will stop him this year. Besides I hear his people are fond of hats.
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - Down with Fake Tits.
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - A thinking man's Asshat.
Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Hard not to root for Asian Reporter Trisha Tokanowa.
Quaid vs. Gavinmad - Actual tough one, but White Knight takes Queens Hippy Douche. Check.
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow - Tide by default by a mile.
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus - You can't roll around in the Politics threads and not end up engaging in some asshattery.
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss - Classic Texas Tard Off, Hoss has the edge because Retard has his Doctorate.
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - Once again, the name is self explanitory.
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious - The tranny, ewhore, or both name is good enough for the nod.
nigron vs. Cad - The mark of a true asshat is agreeing with them making you question your own opinions and life choices.
Talos vs. Aldarion - Coin flip
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker - Dumbest smart guy on the board.
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat - With a name like that, you may have missed your calling as a gay prostitute.
Masakari vs. Bald Brah - If Macho Man were slightly gay and had Adderall induced hallucinations, it would be this guy.
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - Ambi has not been active as much this year, but he merits something like a lifetime achievement award.

Araysar vs. Goatface : Post-humus award for asshattery at peak levels and since he already quit the forum he won't have to do it if it he wins.
Kuro vs. Siliconemelons : It's just the name
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB : RQ Who?
Vuuxo vs. Lanx :
Quaid vs. Gavinmad : V-Tuber enjoyer, pure degenerate scum worse than furries.
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow : Well, I just you get the idea.
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus : Shitty opinions on things, I guess, I dunno they got nominated so they must deserve it.
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss : Not a real doctor and only played a resident on tv.
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy : Stupid fucking name.
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious : Stupid fucking name, seriously people.
nigron vs. Cad : Nigron would look good in the hat.
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker : Knows what they said to earn this vote.
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat : Another stupid fucking name, are all these jag-offs miscers?
Masakari vs. Bald Brah : Hated him in Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner : Vitriolic history.

Araysar vs. Goatface - Araysar is our chief retard. Too bad LLR scared him off.
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - LLR is our chief retard herder, but he's becoming indistinguishable with the flock.
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - OLD
Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Ching chong bing bong.
Quaid vs. Gavinmad - The only poster consistently less chill that foler.
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow - Tide27 has been campaigning pretty hard, gotta respect that.
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus - Hasn't posted balls.
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss - Hoss was the one that trained the Dr.
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - This guy is just straight a lunatic, but I can't see him winning. At least he stays in his own insane thread.
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious - What?
nigron vs. Cad - Who's this nigron guy?
Talos vs. Aldarion - Deus Vult.
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker - Please go see the men's fertility clinic.
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat - We gonna really let this BB retard win our vaunted reward after a month of hardcore campaigning? It took YEARS of retardation to earn this award in the past.
Masakari vs. Bald Brah - You know what you did asshole.
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - Is ambiturner even still alive?

Araysar vs. Goatface - Bet welcher who also deserves a lifetime asshat achievement
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - He needs this title
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - He's a special kind of asshat, but an asshat nonetheless
Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Justice for everyone who has to share the road with him.
Quaid vs. Gavinmad - He'll take the title to save someone else from it. Or at least take this round of voting.
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow - The other guy nominated himself. What's he even doing in this contest? I'm also tired of the same joke being told about his name.
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus - Fed
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss - Not a real doctor. Also, it's ultimate faggotry to vote for yourself.
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - I was hoping indy would be a stand in for bumbles, but the chap piles it too high and deep.
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious - I can't respect people who put numbers in their name
nigron vs. Cad - He sure seems to piss a lot of people off. So does nirgon, but the people nirgon piss off are more likeable than the people cad pisses off.
Talos vs. Aldarion - Neither will go far but aldarion gets the nod this time.
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker - brikkers name reminds me of brickleberry and that's enough to give him the edge.
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat - Dunno who tasty is. When in doubt, vote amod.
Masakari vs. Bald Brah - Newfag. I know that's the same reason I used to vote against him last time. That was a long time ago. I've changed.
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - They're both pretty ok. When in doubt, vote amod.

Araysar vs. Goatface - Won WWII, maybe can win Asshat
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons -
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - FSR Fuckery
Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Can't vote for the amazon gadget repository of knowledge
Quaid vs. Gavinmad - MnM 'tism
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow - Weird
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus - Again, balls
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss - Oof, neither, but only one's a professional
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - Dunno the opponent
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious - Cringe
nigron vs. Cad - Fag
Talos vs. Aldarion - Some of the weirdest hills to die on/hot takes
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker - Toss-up
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat - Whiner
Masakari vs. Bald Brah - Brought the plague
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - Toss-up

Araysar vs. Goatface - MVP of faggots
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - ban happy
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - idk, coin flip?
Vuuxo vs. Lanx- Coin flip
Quaid vs. Gavinmad-ultra faggot
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow-coin flip goes to the tranny lover
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus-Coin flip
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss-Coin flip
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy-Coin flip
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious-Coin flip
nigron vs. Cad - assume this is Nirgon
Talos vs. Aldarion-super faggot
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker-Coin flip
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat-Coin flip
Masakari vs. Bald Brah-Coin flip
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner-Can't remember, think one or both is a faggot, coin flip

Araysar vs. Goatface - Do I really need an explanation?

Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - Because the last bracket was bullshit

Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - Retarded Queen Bitch

Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Chinky spy

Quaid vs. Gavinmad - Gay

Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow - Because he's new and potentially retarded

Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus - Same reason as last time

Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss - Because of the bullshit 300lbs quip. Dick...

Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - Gay

Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious - Misspelled "Lucifer"

nigron vs. Cad - pseudo-intellect

Talos vs. Aldarion - Gay

Julian the Apostate vs. brikker - Gay

Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat - We should just already announce this strap-on bottom faggot the winner

Masakari vs. Bald Brah - Dearborne Islamist

Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - Anal enthusiast

Araysar vs. Goatface - I can't wait to see pages of arguments about whether or not he dodged the penalty by disappearing during the avatar penalty window
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - See if we can get him to beat his high score from last round
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - No recent Golden ban wars zzzzz
Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Amazon prime added ads to all my shows and movies despite his spending habits, I am blaming him somehow
Quaid vs. Gavinmad - White Knights deserve to go further
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow - Admitted log wizard and we don't get to beat up Foler this year
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus - I remember the covid thread
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss - I want a Hoss Araysar avatar related battle
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious - I don't like numbers
nigron vs. Cad - the incel thread is too much
Talos vs. Aldarion - Go with God
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker -.... go with God?
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat - crybaby
Masakari vs. Bald Brah - Coinflip
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - vote Blue

Cad said:

Not sure if y'all are aware but Araysar Araysar is still here and monitoring these happenings.

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