2026 Winter Olympics!

lurkingdirk

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I love the Olympics. Skip all the political bullshit, never mind the fact that the host country will lose money, screw all of that. I love watching the world compete like this. I have known quite a few Olympic athletes, and they are always so geeked for the games.

It hasn't' "officially" started, opening ceremonies are Friday, but tonight I'm watching curling. Most Americans have no idea how curling works, but it's such a fun game to watch, especially if you've played it. We have a local curling club, and all my kids play, and it's a riot. Whenever we're home together we either go to a pick up hockey game or we split into teams and go curling.

I feel like curling should be a popular sport here at FOH. You can be fat, drinking a beer, and still be a decent curler.

The hockey rink isn't done, and I think there are going to be issues when the NHL players show up to locker rooms with shitty metal benches and small hooks on the wall instead of individual stalls. The neutral zone is so short it is crazy. It's small enough that I believe many of the players are going to have a hard time adjusting. We're going to see a record number of off-sides. The giant slalom isn't great. Snow is falling hard, and we'll see if the Italian Olympic Committee can get shit done.

Other thoughts on the Olympic games?
 
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Brahma

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They need to make axe throwing an Olympic event. Couple blunts and my ass is guaranteed gold!

I can only look at curling for the winter games. Rest is just boring to me.
 

Fucker

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They need to make axe throwing an Olympic event. Couple blunts and my ass is guaranteed gold!

I can only look at curling for the winter games. Rest is just boring to me.
Better yet, make it an Olympic event by throwing axes at ice dancers.
 
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Fight

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That girl that was born in the United States, lives in the United States, and trains in the United States is still winning medals for China.
 
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fred sanford

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Watched some speed skating with my wife last night. Many a Kok jokes were thrown around for this one. I think the announcers just liked being able to say Kok on air.

 

Onoes

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Word on the street is he met this girl 6 months ago and cheated on her 3 months ago… it’s like if old school Onoes Onoes was an Olympian

Hey, I'm the make bad decisions and still have everything work out guy, not the cheater guy! Although I guess it does seem like that guy made some bad decisions and is trying to make it work out... fuck. Fiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeee
 
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LiquidDeath

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Watched some speed skating with my wife last night. Many a Kok jokes were thrown around for this one. I think the announcers just liked being able to say Kok on air.


I was laughing hysterically while my wife was chiding me for being immature. Totally worth it.
 

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Kithani

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Hey, I'm the make bad decisions and still have everything work out guy, not the cheater guy! Although I guess it does seem like that guy made some bad decisions and is trying to make it work out... fuck. Fiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeee
Haha it wasn’t the cheating it was the “I’m going to pick the absolute worst moment possible to make my move here”

To be fair I think we’ve all been there IRL you just shared your times on the forum!
 
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