2026 Winter Olympics!

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You can be fat, drinking a beer, and still be a decent curler.
Like fuck we can. Maybe in some bush league amatuer shit that I've never seen, but most of us couldn't even get in that position to deliver the shot, much less sweep like crazy all the way down. If you watched the mixed doubles where the dudes seemed to do all the sweeping, they were fucking exhausted by the end.
 
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Aside from curling, I will watch a few of the bobsled/luge events too. I'm also going to watch a couple of the chase events. Those are always fun.
 

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Like fuck we can. Maybe in some bush league amatuer shit that I've never seen, but most of us couldn't even get in that position to deliver the shot, much less sweep like crazy all the way down. If you watched the mixed doubles where the dudes seemed to do all the sweeping, they were fucking exhausted by the end.

Just stretch a little, man! Seriously though I have no problem throwing the stone or sweeping. I'm not good at it, but it isn't like some other sports where toned body and muscular physique are requirements for the job.

Canadian men looked mighty good last night. When they had a power play and they had Marchant, McDavid, Marner, Crosby, and Toews all out at the same time...That was amazing. Watching all that experience on the ice at once is just outstanding. I also really like the speed skating relays, it's like controlled chaos, especially on the short track. The Netherlands usually cleans up in that sport over all, but have had a few surprises this year already!
 

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The lulz highlight of the Olympics for me so far is that chic on the American mixed short track team that fell 3 times in a row the same way. She probably should be put on suicide watch. It was an impressive level of failure.
 

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Canada going to treat everyone like minor league hockey this year. So gay we can't see Russia at least maybe put up a fight.