A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

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I hope whomever finishes his series when he finally croaks is fast at least.
Pretty sure he said if he dies that is it, no one will be allowed to finish it. His wife is around the same age and think she will honor his wishes. Don't know who would control it after that, they have no kids.
 

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The odds that it does not eventually end up in the hands of someone willing to dig up the corpse and make it dance for cash are zero.

He's fucked. He knows he's fucked. Dying with it undone might be optimal.
 

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So the show influenced his writing so much he has stopped writing due to indecision, I can honestly say I don't care about GoT anymore. The guy should drop off all media and spend his cash instead of talking about this shit anymore.
 
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So the show influenced his writing so much he has stopped writing due to indecision, I can honestly say I don't care about GoT anymore. The guy should drop off all media and spend his cash instead of talking about this shit anymore.

Seriously, every time he does an interview and fucking complains about how popular his shit is while also adamantly stating he has no desire to write, I want him to just disappear so I can fully forget his shit even exists. Fuck him, Dungeon Crawler Carl is better anyways.


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With Game of Thrones functioning in part as a response to and a subversion of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings I must say that never finishing the story fits perfectly. Instead of your son protecting your most important literary contribution and stewarding it through the decades you instead don't never have kids and order your wife to destroy your notes when you die. Write it in to your will that no one else may pick up the pen to try and rectify your shortcomings. A satisfying conclusion shall never be provided because life so rarely does.

Bravo Martin. Bravo. I hope that you inspire new generations of authors to write their own stories influenced by the path you forged and subversively fucking finishing what they fucking start.
 

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With Game of Thrones functioning in part as a response to and a subversion of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings I must say that never finishing the story fits perfectly. Instead of your son protecting your most important literary contribution and stewarding it through the decades you instead don't never have kids and order your wife to destroy your notes when you die. Write it in to your will that no one else may pick up the pen to try and rectify your shortcomings. A satisfying conclusion shall never be provided because life so rarely does.

Bravo Martin. Bravo. I hope that you inspire new generations of authors to write their own stories influenced by the path you forged and subversively fucking finishing what they fucking start.

Huh? Game of Thrones is just dumb English history with dragons. It is in no way a high fantasy adventure like LoTR. It's more like Conan than Tolkien.
 
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Huh? Game of Thrones is just dumb English history with dragons. It is in no way a high fantasy adventure like LoTR. It's more like Conan than Tolkien.

I'm not saying that they're equal. I'm saying that George R R Martin's writings were informed by Lord of the Rings (and it's innumerable ripoffs). Which they were. Martin's been asked about and compared to Tolkien a bajillion times. This is my take on what he's said and what we've received.
 

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Huh? Game of Thrones is just dumb English history with dragons. It is in no way a high fantasy adventure like LoTR. It's more like Conan than Tolkien.
What the fuck do you mean it's like Conan? It's nothing like Howard's stories. Have you actually read any of them?
 

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Martin said LOTR would’ve been stronger if Gandalf remained dead and Frodo died when attacked by Shelob.

gotta say… idk about Shelob but I agree on the Gandalf part. Not sure if this was LOTR or George RR Martin related and couldn’t find an LOTR thread.

One thing I definitely respect about Martin is his characters do not have plot armor.
 

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A guy who owes his career to Tolkien doesn't need to be giving notes to Tolkien. As a writer, Martin isn't qualified to launder Tolkien's jock, but killing off major characters is definitely one of the most interesting aspects of ASoIaF.
 

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Killing off major characters was cool 15 years ago when it was exciting, original, and we thought that it would pay off in the end.

Now we know that there is no payoff and he is a just a fat faggot.
 

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I've been waiting over twenty years to see what happens next with Sam in Oldtown, Ser Jaime, Brienne and the other storylines that were advanced in a Feast for Crows but saw little to no space on the page allocated for them in A Dance with Dragons.

Tell me all about what would made LotR better or what you would have done differently.