Alien: Earth

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This was a "stay tuned for the next episode of Alien-ball Z" except the next season is in 3 years and there was jack shit at resolutions or interesting things that happened in the episode.

Kirsh wasted, Morrow wasted, plant alien wasted. Even the eyeball is pissed at what little occurred this episode. It knew ahead of time: "and then there's shit"
 
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This was a "stay tuned for the next episode of Alien-ball Z" except the next season is in 3 years and there was jack shit at resolutions or interesting things that happened in the episode.

Kirsh wasted, Morrow wasted, plant alien wasted. Even the eyeball is pissed at what little occurred this episode. It knew ahead of time: "and then there's shit"
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Considering the care they put into making sure absolutely everyone returns for season 2 including the dead guy, I'm half convinced Private Red Dreads returns as the host of the plant creature with green leafy dreads. But otherwise keeps acting like a completely normal magician person.
 
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Well that was unexpected. They basically turned Wendy into god. She can puppet master multiple aliens, synthns, and anything tech based. Guess she can just crash all the Yutani ships into the dirt with her sooper dooper wifi.

Show ruined. A little too much Mary Sue.
 
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you know it would be better writing if they ditched this whole peterpan lost boys gay shit and just had they only made wendy, then that would be fine. otherwise how do you explain she is god when the other children who have the same hardware are still retards.
 
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Controlling xenos makes the most sense in why Weyland is so big on xenos as a bio weapon. Presumably this all goes to shit, but it at least would plant the idea and explains why they’ve got a hard on for xenos

Eyeball alien is also mvp of the season
 

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Controlling xenos makes the most sense in why Weyland is so big on xenos as a bio weapon. Presumably this all goes to shit, but it at least would plant the idea and explains why they’ve got a hard on for xenos

Eyeball alien is also mvp of the season
That was the whole thing with a comic books, them trying to train them to be a bio weapon, specifically after the Earth got infested. It doesn't work out...

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Those first two series were really good, and the art and the second one was amazing. Aliens Earth War was a good story but the art was pretty bad.

That's not an original cut from the comic as far as the coloring. I just remember buying the omnibus of volume two when I was a kid and it was awesome. I've still got it in a box somewhere.
 
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you know it would be better writing if they ditched this whole peterpan lost boys gay shit and just had they only made wendy, then that would be fine. otherwise how do you explain she is god when the other children who have the same hardware are still retards.

I'm pretty sure that was the whole point of the last episode. The kids grew up and started using their own names. They captured Peter Pan, Captain Hook, and all the crocodiles. And they became the real monsters.
 

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When that terrible security officer said "stay frosty" I blurted out loudly "Oh what the fuck! come on with this GAY shit@!!"


I know my neighbors heard me.
 
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Worst thing I’ve sat through this year. So bad. I was really hoping eyeball would get that whiny brother.
 
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At first glance I thought the green/yellow striped belt between Fatsquez and the rifle was some sort of freak zucchini. It did not help this picture at all.
 
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Was too short and too bright. Many scenes would have been better in a darker / scarier setting. Also wondering why didnt noah guy direct the last one to go out with a banger like the 5th episode.
 
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Well that was fuckin awful. At least there was one excellent episode out of the season and that one episode probably stands fine on its own.

Aside from being fucking terrible, it was absolutely unforgivable that the boy genius who can build a sentient robot at age fucking SIX, takes child minds, puts them in terminator bodies, and builds in absolutely no safeguards . That is just absolute dogshit writing. Makes no fucking sense. What kind of fucking idiot wrote this shit?
 
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