All Female Oceans 11

joz123_sl said:

Sandra Bullock will lead an all-female Ocean's Eleven reboot

Didn't see a thread for this. Sounds pretty crappy.

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Here we go again.

Is it April 1st already... God I hope so

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Just what was needed.

I'm already thinking ahead to how hot the female Night Fox could be.

Bleh who the fuck cares, takes skill for men to pull off heists women just have to show up with a clean pussy and decent pair of tits.

Mist_sl said:

If it's all hot chicks I'm totally down.

If it's whales like McCarthy they can call it "Toss Her Back in the Oceans 11."

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I don't think Hollywood is capable of casting nearly a dozen hot chicks for a movie with any amount of comedic beats like this one. Fat but funny is gonna show up for the party in one form or another.

A) 11 women can't work together
B) They can't keep a secret (exponential)
C) Requires cooperation on a job requiring high intelligence and logical methodical thinking.

It's not multiple choice. They're all correct.

Who would they get for Benegina? Charlize Theron who stole Bullock's main squeeze (Chris Pine)?

Mist_sl said:

If it's all hot chicks I'm totally down.

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Jait_sl said:

A) 11 women can't work together
B) They can't keep a secret (exponential)
C) Requires cooperation on a job requiring high intelligence and logical methodical thinking.

It's not multiple choice. They're all correct.

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John Mulaney - Female Friends | John Mulaney Video | Comedy Central Stand-Uptime:1:19

Great. That was a joke. It was as funny as anyone they will cast for this movie. It will be a comedy.

I thought we already went over this.

Sandra Bullock marries a rich as fuck casino owner, waits 5 years, divorces him and takes half of everything. That's the heist right?

that article was posted oct 15th, 2015

i think it proves though we aren't sexist, none of the oceans movies are really classics so no one really gives a shit if a bunch of women remake them. The movie Taxi revolved around a woman heist crew and even had a token fat chick (Queen Latifah) and a retard (Jimmy Fallon)

Intrinsic_sl said:

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That was um... Catherine Zeta-Jones. Entrapment. I remember enjoying that scene.