Amish Mafia

I record it and watch them all. I even watch the shit again when they do the devil's cut.

The thing I like best about it is the tidbits they give you about the amish. Like no pockets, that mennonites can have cars, amish taxis are called yoder toters because yoder is the most common amish last name, etc.

bitch are you retarded?

Devil's cut is like the outlaw takes on moonshiners if you watch that show. Same show as the last one they played but they have at least one scene different (bonus footage), and they pop up some inside info and fan tweets. But they have no equivalent to tickle's takes, so it's not as worth it as moonshiners. Devil's cut has been heavy on fan tweets lately, which are retarded.

It's just a figure of speech. They do sort of run a protection racket called amish aid, except it's in the open and encouraged by the community leaders, when amish have problems they can get help from them and if you don't pay they don't wreck your shit. However, if you're hurting an amish business, they do wreck your shit. For example, one store was selling amish goods made in china. So they hijacked the truck delivering it and burned all the shit. Another guy was pretending to be amish selling pies from a roadside stand. So they ran his stand over.

As much as it annoys me, I get that it's a marketing strategy, and probably a pretty good one for now. People actually look at shit like how things are trending on twitter. But, I'm not a twat, nor a facepager so I can't tell if it's actually effective.

I still like the bonus cuts edition of the shows because you learn inside things. Like on moonshiners, Tim was positive for the first 5 months of filming season 1 that the shows runner was really an undercover ABC agent. If any other shows I like start doing editions like that I'll probably watch them instead of the regular episodes. Then again, I was one of, I think, a dozen people in the world who liked pop-up video on VH-1. So maybe my opinion shouldn't count.

You should have seen when the tough guy Mennonite when to confront the guy who had run down a buggy. When the dude came out on the porch and told him to GTFO, he was shaking like whore in church. Course, then he got a shotgun from his truck and shot the guy's car window. But still, it was pretty funny to think of that when you talk about them wreaking terror on the english (something else I learned, the amish call the non amish english). In those other episodes where they tore shit up, they always cut the camera. I imagine it was to prevent showing them look like pussies.

You've got a good thought there, but a better one would be Assault Amish. Functionally, they're the same as any other amish, but they look scary and have a few key features. Like allowing themselves to be filmed.