And now for something completely different

I'm not dead yet.

She turned me into a newt.

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
For every sperm that's wasted
God gets quite irate

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

Ministry of silly wanks

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Zoooooooom Boing Ni!

It's got huge, sharp teeth!

It's just a flesh wound

I'd like an argument please.

Help! Help! I'm being repressed.

Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more.

I fart in your general direction!

Please, this is supposed to be a happy occasion.