Annoying shit your wife does

Chanur said:

You know who loves Ikea? Tanoomba's wife and Soygen. I can only conclude Soygen is Tanoomba's wife.

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Dalien said:

Doesn't one of your kids sleep in a closet?

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Don't be judgmental. Maybe they're saving up for coat hangers. Abortions are expensive.

Dalien said:

Doesn't one of your kids sleep in a closet?

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Kids share a room. We turned the closet into a nursery for the time being so he can sleep in peace. We live in the city dawg. Space is a commodity. Ass. Maybe someday we can buy hangers for it and make it a real closet. *crosses fingers*

My wife wants me to come along for grocery shopping. Just cause. I'd rather drive nails into my head. Buy food. You don't freaking need me for that.

trex said:

Kids share a room. We turned the closet into a nursery for the time being so he can sleep in peace. We live in the city dawg. Space is a commodity. Ass. Maybe someday we can buy hangers for it and make it a real closet. *crosses fingers*

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Yeah space is a commodity if you're one of those filthy poor peasants you're trying to make fun of. Once both of you are able to get real grownup jobs your kid won't have to sleep in a closet.

lurkingdirk said:

My wife wants me to come along for grocery shopping. Just cause. I'd rather drive nails into my head. Buy food. You don't freaking need me for that.

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This was a fight that we had to resolve.

There are some things that people should do together. There are some things that really, really, a person can just fucking do on their own. Buying tomatoes and milk is one of those things.

We can walk up the mountain or swim in the hot spring or bathe on the beach or fuck in the hot tub together... but we can monetarily purchase cheese based products as separate metaphysical entities. It's okay. Really.

Man 6 pages already, had so much RL shit going on today had to step out. tyen how does it feel to always make the best threads?

Dalien said:

Yeah space is a commodity if you're one of those filthy poor peasants you're trying to make fun of. Once both of you are able to get real grownup jobs your kid won't have to sleep in a closet.

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Two possible scenarios:

A. Dalien is a Mexican lunch lady who farts a lot and stinks up Home Goods (seriously that place smells like shit) and let's his/her 5 kids run wild and knock down dishes and other crap that is sold at the particular crap store he/she visits

Or

B: Is a millionaire CEO of an oil company in Texas that sends his one and only child to daycare while his wife works 60 hours a week...but is also a democrat. ...and is also much better than everyone else.

I'm going with A.

tyen said:

How do they make you angry?

Trex has OCD about having only plastic hangers.

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How does she feel about only plastic penises?

trex said:

Two possible scenarios:

A. Dalien is a Mexican lunch lady who farts a lot and stinks up Home Goods (seriously that place smells like shit) and let's his/her 5 kids run wild and knock down dishes and other crap that is sold at the particular crap store he/she visits

Or

B: Is a millionaire CEO of an oil company in Texas that sends his one and only child to daycare while his wife works 60 hours a week...but is also a democrat. ...and is also much better than everyone else.

I'm going with A.

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C: I'm just a regular dude with a regular job. My kids don't live in closets.

tyen said:

trex actually doesnt bation. she thinks bationing is uninteresting. has never owned or used a dildo.

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Except you.

First day of vacation, wife is very sick from the medicine she's taking to not be sick