Moderator: Good afternoon, please introduce yourself.
XAoZ: sup, I'm XaoZ of GUG or G Unit Gankstaz.
Moderator: Thank you for agreeing to this interview. The topic today is "fairness". You seem to throw that word around a lot.
XaoZ: lol yah wel, prx r zergin fagetz, they fite 40 v 1 and lossin even odz.
Moderator: ok, can you please explain a fair fight?
XaoZ: lol Wink J yah sos if we got 5 an prx has 5, it's fare.
Moderator: ok what about if PRX are all level 60s and you have some level 40s?
Xaoz: sup. Yah lol not fare, gotz to be even lvls 2 or not fare.
Moderator: ok, as an aside, have you ever killed someone lower level than you?
Xaoz: LOL ALL THE TIME U FAGITZ!! I ASSRAP EM! uh, 1 sec...yah mah, doin homewirk...yah, i brushced em b4...yah, kewl mah kewl...yah, put my alowins in the jar, k kewl...k back lol.
Moderator: ok, to continue. So for a fair fight, 5 of you, equal level to 5 of PRX.
Xaoz: lol, wut I sed, u defe?
Moderator: So what if PRX had say, 5 Paladins and you had say, 5 Warriors?
Xaoz: sup. Lololol, not fare since Paldains are fagitz e-z buton classes and Warriors sucks. u nevr c me or my gild playin chetzin clases thet r overpwered ez buton classez like pally gays. Nope, not fare.
Moderator: As an aside, what class are you?
Xaoz: Shamin
Moderator: Have you ever killed a Warrior, a class you say sucks?
Xaoz: lol, I betes em like I betes my mom wen she turns of Prowdrpuffin Grils. I love gankin em.
Moderator: ok, so then PRX would have to ensure they had the same classes as you as well as the same #s and levels, in order for it to be fair?
Xaoz: lol, u strate wit thet son. Den, fare and we fite.
Moderator: ok, what if one of you had aggro at the time?
Xaoz: lol, not fare.
Moderator: What if you had a ping of 121 and a PRX had a ping of 120?
Xaoz: lol, sup. Unfare. An IM SURE PRX HAD KILD LAGGED OUT HRODE 2 CUZ THEY SUCKS -.
Moderator: ok, what if one of your 5 crashed in the fight?
Xaoz: den a prx wuld have to loge to make if fair, othewise it would be 2 v 5 an zergin unfare.
Moderator: Actually, it would be 4 v 5
Xaoz: lolol, yah rite.
Moderator: As an aside, look at this picture of Jesus and the Last Supper. How many people are at the table with him?
Xaoz: lol, fagz in robes wit sandels. Any weigh I see 402.
Moderator: There are 11, Xaoz.
Xaoz: 402 I WAS THRER AT THE LSAT SUPER AND SAW IT.
Moderator: ok let's continue. To recap, for PRX to fight fair, they need same numbers, same levels, same classes, same ping, same mob aggro, and same number of crashes?
Xaoz: lol yah, tehn its fare.
Moderator: ok, we covered most of the criteria for PRX to fight fair. Just a few more here. Now, what if the 5 PRX you fought had a total of 32 blue or purple items, and you had only say, 12?
Xaoz: lol louk fag, NOT FARE. no skil fitin with gode gere.
Moderator: As an aside, I see you have the purple Axe of the Deep Woods, have you ever killed people with it?
Xaoz: sup. lol, i kild mroe peepz then cancir with this ax. IM SURJICAL WITH THIS BISCHT!
Moderator: Before you attacked, Im assuming you checked to ensure they had the same gear?
Xaoz: lol yup, al the time. fare is fare.
Moderator: To recap, for PRX to fight fair, they need same numbers, same levels, same classes, same ping, same mob aggro, same number of crashes, and the same level of instance-farmed equipment?
Xaoz: lol u lern fast for a fag whoz also gay.
Moderator: As an aside, you play a female character, are you a female?
Xaoz: only wen i nede sh1t, but im a dude.
Moderator: Anything else for PRX to fight fairly?
Xaoz: lol yah
Moderator: Can you share it please?
Xaoz: lol
Moderator: So what is it?
Xaoz: sup
Moderator: Xaos, pronounced Chaos I assume, please tell me what else does PRX have to do to fight fairly?
Xaoz: wel, they are gay fagitz cuz they hav over 100 people in the gild.
Moderator: How many people does your guild, G-Unit Gankstaz have?
Xaoz: 5.
Moderator: ok, so for pvp, if you ask for people to come fight, you bring your entire guild, which is fair to you?
Xaoz: shur, i brign 5 to fite fagz like prx.
Moderator: So therefore, if PRX asks members to come fight, and more than 5 are online and come, it is fair?
Xaoz: lol no, fagz nede to stop at 5 an tel the rest to log of an suck a dik or do what they do. CUZ U NO HOW WE DO SON!
Moderator: As an aside, I saw your corpse on the road in Stranglethorn on the way to this interview, what happened?
Xaoz: LOL I WAS KILLIN 18 PRX RITE BUT LIKE ZREGIN GAYBOYZ THEY HAD 20 SOS I WAS ABOT TO KILLIN TEH OTHER 2 BUT DEN THE PSU...TUSU...ZOO...TIDAL WAVE CAME TO MY HOWSE AN WAS LIKE HELO IM HERE AN GUNNA FLODE U R ROOM AN DEN LOS POWER SOS I LOGEN DED.
Moderator: To recap, for PRX to fight fair, they need same numbers, same levels, same classes, same ping, same mob aggro, same number of crashes, same number of instance farmed items, and the same amount of people online?
Xaoz: *giggle* u cute, 15/f, *hug* *wink*
Moderator: Excuse me Xaoz?
Xaoz: mt
Moderator: Anything else Xaoz?
Xaoz: i wanna showt out 2 my peepz Cancer, cuz u no any-1 in a gild wit thet nam is HRADCORE BEITCHS!!! cuz u no u gotz lugn cancer, throut cancer, nut cancer, brest cancer, all kinz of kewl asz shit cancers.
Moderator: This concludes this interview. Stay tuned for our next interview when our guest will be one of the thousand or so members of 2 day old guilds who want to state their case why PRX sucks.