Asshat 2018 Voting Round 1

  • Guest, it's time once again for the hotly contested and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Once again, only you can decide!

lurkingdirk

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On to it, then! Here is how you vote:

Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted.

You have until Tuesday evening to vote. At some point on Tuesday evening, roughly 2 days from now, we'll move to round 2.

This is a single elimination seeded 43 player bracket. It looks like this now:

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First round run-off voting:

MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Synj vs. Butthurt

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Tyen vs. nevergone

Alkorin vs. Lunis

lost vs. gshurik

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul

Korrupt vs. Punko

Erronius vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Vanessa

The bracket isn't perfect, but it's adequate. Don't get pissy with how people are matched, it's done by post count. There has to be some measure of how we ranked them, that was it this year. Last time it was by reputation points, and people were pissy, so this time we're trying this.

Vote! Don't worry if you don't care about some of the match ups, choose one. Go!
 
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Asshat wormie

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Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer
 
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khorum

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On to it, then! Here is how you vote:

Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted.

You have until Tuesday evening to vote. At some point on Tuesday evening, roughly 2 days from now, we'll move to round 2.

This is a single elimination seeded 43 player bracket. It looks like this now:

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First round run-off voting:

MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Synj vs. Butthurt

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Tyen vs. nevergone

Alkorin vs. Lunis

lost vs. gshurik

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul

Korrupt vs. Punko

Erronius vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Vanessa

The bracket isn't perfect, but it's adequate. Don't get pissy with how people are matched, it's done by post count. There has to be some measure of how we ranked them, that was it this year. Last time it was by reputation points, and people were pissy, so this time we're trying this.

Vote! Don't worry if you don't care about some of the match ups, choose one. Go!

Dafuq... xeq vs. spinegnawer and tyen vs. nevergone should be a semi- or quarter-finals matchup




Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Tyen vs. nevergone

lost vs. gshurik

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul

Korrupt vs. Punko

Erronius vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Vanessa
 
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lurkingdirk

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Hey, it's not a perfect system, it's just a system. I said I'd rank by post count, that's how it worked out.
 
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AngryGerbil

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MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Synj vs. Butthurt

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Tyen vs. nevergone

Alkorin vs. Lunis

lost vs. gshurik

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul

Korrupt vs. Punko

Erronius vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Vanessa

I voted for all the communists.
 
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hodj

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MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Synj vs. Butthurt

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Tyen vs. nevergone

Alkorin vs. Lunis

lost vs. gshurik

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul

Korrupt vs. Punko

Erronius vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Vanessa

Fucking rules
 
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Denamian

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MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Synj vs. Butthurt

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Tyen vs. nevergone

Alkorin vs. Lunis

lost vs. gshurik

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul

Korrupt vs. Punko

Erronius vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Vanessa
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule - jonesing.gif

Synj vs. Butthurt -tough one. Butt pelleting wins out over internet lawyering.

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet -going with the devil I know.

Tyen vs. nevergone -veganism vs Tyenism. Obvious answer

Alkorin vs. Lunis -trap spam.

lost vs. gshurik -new guy ftw.

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer -tough one. I'm going by infractions incurred outweighing a year's worth of libtardery.

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul

Korrupt vs. Punko -strong candidate for overall winner here, based on the way brackets shook out.

Erronius vs. Foler -hey look, jugs can win at something!

Ossoi vs. Vanessa -attention whoring loses out to genuine asshattery.
 
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hodj

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I don't read rules because I am above them
 
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OhSeven

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No mention of Woolygimp. Contest is canceled, Lurkingdirk wins automatically.

For real though.


MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Sorry Music, LLR is my dog.

Synj vs. Butthurt
How poetic would it be to have Butthurt be the Asshat.

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet
Ogre Shaman, nuff said.

Tyen vs. nevergone
It would take some real talent to out asshat Tyen.

Alkorin vs. Lunis
I actually like Alkorin, so Lunis by default.

lost vs. gshurik
Not really an asshat, but more memorable.

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer
This could've easily been a semi final match. Spin still wins by a mile.

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul
How could you possibly call the person who spreads likes as if it was his job an asshat?

Korrupt vs. Punko
He's a Punk.

Erronius vs. Foler
Not even a close match.

Ossoi vs. Vanessa
Attention whores just irritate me.
 
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Vepil

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MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Synj vs. Butthurt

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Tyen vs. nevergone

Alkorin vs. Lunis

lost vs. gshurik

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul

Korrupt vs. Punko

Erronius vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Vanessa
 
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chthonic-anemos

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MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Synj vs. Butthurt

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Tyen vs. nevergone

Alkorin vs. Lunis

lost vs. gshurik

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul

Korrupt vs. Punko

Erronius vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Vanessa
 
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Erronius

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MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule
WAT.JPG

Synj vs. Butthurt
Not sure either is an outright Asshat, but I guess I missed the whole butt pellets thing, too. So going with Butthurt + Asshat

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet
Evil races gotta stick together

Tyen vs. nevergone
nevergone might be a vegetarian shitlord, but he didn't take a massive dump all over FOH with both his own faggotry as well as his chromosomally handicapped former cock wallet.
As far as 2018 goes, Tyen is still making idiotic shitposts that nobody fucking cares about.

Alkorin vs. Lunis
IDGAF but whatever

lost vs. gshurik
annoying Euro?

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer
Xeq is just a moron. Spine is a moron who lies with a certain flair. Easy choice.

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul
Not sure I have an issue with either, but chthonic-anemos chthonic-anemos gives out so many Likes...how can I ignore that?

Korrupt vs. Punko
Didn't really know this one so I went with everyone else

Erronius vs. Foler
I need somebody to vote for me (thanks chthonic-anemos chthonic-anemos !) Also, lurkingdirk lurkingdirk , it should be King Foler

Ossoi vs. Vanessa
The whole "punching women" debate aside, I don't really mind Vanessa. Ossoi though is like a rock in your shoe. Just occasionally popping in with a post that reminds you why you dislike wherever the fuck part of Europe he's from
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Synj vs. Butthurt

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Tyen vs. never-gone

Alkorin vs. Lunis

lost vs. gshurik

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul

Korrupt vs. Punko

Erronius vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Vanessa

I tossed a coin for half of them.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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Guys, I found 300 votes in the back of a van with 'Tyen vs Nevergone' marked on them. I'm 100% sure they're legit. Count them posthaste
 
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pharmakos

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MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule -- MFF is a deliberate troll, true asshattery happens by accident

Synj vs. Butthurt -- I barely know either, went with the worse name

Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet -- Bandwagon is good people, helped me out when I needed it, but even before then I liked him.

Tyen vs. nevergone -- no explanation needed

Alkorin vs. Lunis -- just because he seems like a bit of a sheep, following forum majority opinion rather than thinking for himself

lost vs. gshurik -- habitual pot stirrer

Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer -- not super familiar with either, but Xequecal from what I've seen has a habit of making strong claims and then being unable to adequately back them up...

Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul -- nothing against Maul, just can't possibly vote for CA!

Korrupt vs. Punko -- again not too familiar with either...

Erronius vs. Foler -- had Erronius confused with someone else for a moment, whoops. Feanor.

Ossoi vs. Vanessa -- Vanessa is great, even when she disagrees with the majority she takes the time to fully explain her position.
 
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