Asshat 2018 Voting Round 2

Syddin

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
 
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Bubbles

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It's gonna be Mist vs Tyen showdown at the end. Why even bother with the voting.
 
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Kaines

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
 
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Gavinmad

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I guess the fact that Ossoi posts in a lot fewer places is why I'm only losing to him by a bit instead of being completely blown out like I expected.

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad -- Man... this one is hot hot hot. Should have been the final I think.

eat a dick
 
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chthonic-anemos

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
 
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Ignatius

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
 
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Pemulis

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish - Blimpy from Popeye and Humpty Dumpty had a son

Utnayan vs. Picasso3 - should be a number one seed. Went from mildly amusing to smug and insufferable some time between getting married and catching a fatal case of TDS

Lanx vs. Butthurt - coin toss. don't care much about the slant on asians

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta - drops in out of the sky with bad opinions

Noodleface vs. Tyen - the fake quitting over the Swampdonkey v tyen thread was pretty gay, but tyen is in another league

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos - hail to the king of meaningless messageboard causes

Fedor vs. Cybsled - see Mudcrush above

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03 - a_skeleton_03 shouldn't be on the list

Araysar vs. gshurik - Araysar may be my "most improved poster" since this latest version of the site. gshurik has a lot to say for a greenhorn

Lendarios vs. Deathwing - absolute retard who should have his keyboard taken away

Mist vs. Xequecal - this should at least be a final four matchup. both are terrible, but I'm not sure I'd use "asshat" to describe Mist. she's more of a mush.

Maul vs. iannis - another foreign paratrooper with bad takes

Chukzombi vs. Punko - astr0 isn't an asshat

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder - REEEEEEEEEEEE

Lithose vs. Foler - took pages out of both Picasso's and Noodle's books. former amusing jug who at first claimed to be enthralled by the trex/tyen thread only to come back later and claim he was traumatized like a little bitch

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad - see Maul
 
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Vanessa

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish - Still not on board with conspiracies! I still have Tuco's milk challenge from like 2003 saved on my HD hahaha!

Utnayan vs. Picasso3 - 2 words: Viking's paycheck.

Lanx vs. Butthurt - Lanx has no chill in his pills, but I still don't know who Butthurt is, and thus... irrelevancy is asshatery.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta - Though I'm far from a regular in there, Zapatta provides excellence in the pol thread... idk why he's even on this list tbh.

Noodleface vs. Tyen - ...yup.

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos - I like you both a lot. I literally tossed a coin. Sorry.

Fedor vs. Cybsled - Cybsled is a dumb EQ name.

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03 - Hail to the king (of tranny buttsex).

Araysar vs. gshurik - Another literal coin toss. Sorry.

Lendarios vs. Deathwing - For basically saying that because I'm not a faggot (cuz I fuck women) that you wouldn't want your daughter in the same restroom with me. Fuck you.

Mist vs. Xequecal - I hate leftists more than I dislike self-hating dykes.

Maul vs. iannis - Still, idk / idc.

Chukzombi vs. Punko - Punko remains a bitchass bitch.

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder - nobodyburger.jpg

Lithose vs. Foler - Huge fan of Lithose.

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad - Someone else previously pegged it best: Gavin's burns are pretty sick and that outweighs his angsty PMS that he gets often with this forum.
 
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khorum

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
 
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Quaid

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish
Music doesn't sit on the fence.

Utnayan vs. Picasso3
Not even fucking close.

Lanx vs. Butthurt
Easy.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta
I like Zap.

Noodleface vs. Tyen
As I said, it'll take something special to outdo Tyen.

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos
No mention of Woolygimp, absolutely fucking horrific seeding, didn't even do the fucking thing last year. My personal pick for winning the whole thing this year.

Fedor vs. Cybsled
I don't like trannies, don't @ me.

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03
See above.

Araysar vs. gshurik
Certainly a worse poster than Araysar.

Lendarios vs. Deathwing
He has to go back.

Mist vs. Xequecal
A tough one, both are insufferable cunts, but Mist can actually make me laugh occasionally.

Maul vs. iannis
Easy choice.

Chukzombi vs. Punko
Is a punk.

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder
I have no idea who Borzak is.

Lithose vs. Foler
Not even close again.

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
He's not quite hodj, but dammit he's trying.

^write me down for agreeing with this ballot.
 
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Vepil

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
 
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Soygen

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish - Tuco is like a brother to me. We served under Lord Draegan's regime. For this, I vote for him.

Utnayan vs. Picasso3 - P Picasso3 is my friend and I want to see him win something.

Lanx vs. Butthurt - This forum needs higher quality Asians

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta - I have nothing funny to say here.

Noodleface vs. Tyen - C'mon, man.

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos - In honor of running this event, dirk gets my vote.

Fedor vs. Cybsled - Tranny pics vs no tranny pics? Clear winner here.

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03 - I don't know Lunis. They might be a massive asshat, but I know a_skeleton_03. He's at least occasionally one.

Araysar vs. gshurik - Araysar recently got engaged. I don't want to kick a guy while he's down.

Lendarios vs. Deathwing - Lendarios actually makes me laugh...until I engage with him in an argument.

Mist vs. Xequecal - supports Star Citizen

Maul vs. iannis - Is not Iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko - Punko came crying in some thread recently and it didn't make a lot of sense. I don't remember what it was, but he gets a vote for it now.

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder - Scream will never win an Oscar or an Emmy, so this could be his one shot at glory.

Lithose vs. Foler - Foler quit the game, came back after everyone raided for years. Jumps in on the latest end-game raid and got one-shotted by a trash mob.

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad - I cannot support a Limey over an American.
 
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yerm

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad

I voted for a couple asshats and otherwise just who I wanted to see move on. Voting for someone I have NFC about because the other isn't an asshat seems bad to me. I'd rather a bro get advanced in this fine community contest. Also, all this clear voting for Tuco is a dick move, this is a 2018 contest you fucking shitlords stop basing it off reeeeereeeerolled and draegan bullshit!
 
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Slyminxy

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Lithose vs. Foler - Foler quit the game, came back after everyone raided for years. Jumps in on the latest end-game raid and got one-shotted by a trash mob.

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Picasso3

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish - Tuco is like a brother to me. We served under Lord Draegan's regime. For this, I vote for him.

Utnayan vs. Picasso3 - P Picasso3 is my friend and I want to see him win something.

Lanx vs. Butthurt - This forum needs higher quality Asians

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta - I have nothing funny to say here.

Noodleface vs. Tyen - C'mon, man.

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos - In honor of running this event, dirk gets my vote.

Fedor vs. Cybsled - Tranny pics vs no tranny pics? Clear winner here.

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03 - I don't know Lunis. They might be a massive asshat, but I know a_skeleton_03. He's at least occasionally one.

Araysar vs. gshurik - Araysar recently got engaged. I don't want to kick a guy while he's down.

Lendarios vs. Deathwing - Lendarios actually makes me laugh...until I engage with him in an argument.

Mist vs. Xequecal - supports Star Citizen

Maul vs. iannis - Is not Iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko - Punko came crying in some thread recently and it didn't make a lot of sense. I don't remember what it was, but he gets a vote for it now.

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder - Scream will never win an Oscar or an Emmy, so this could be his one shot at glory.

Lithose vs. Foler - Foler quit the game, came back after everyone raided for years. Jumps in on the latest end-game raid and got one-shotted by a trash mob.

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad - I cannot support a Limey over an American.

i'll get a participation trophy regardless
 
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Denamian

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
 
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Oldbased

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Noodleface vs. Tyen

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
 
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Brikker

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Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
 
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Deathwing

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You spelled my name wrong! And wtf, how did I make into the second round on a joke nomination from @a_skeleton_03? I mean, not like it matters, I'm not beating Lendarios Lendarios . He's like Calipari, each year getting a fresh recruiting class of bad ideas.
 
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