AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Once again, only you can decide!

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
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39,980
167,043
Curb your enthusiasm worth a watch?
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Mist

Eeyore Enthusiast
<Gold Donor>
30,275
22,011
Araysar vs. RQB - Asshat Lifetime Achievement Award

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon - The word bitch was invented for this person.

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorin - Should lurk more imo.

Mist vs. Nirgon - Who the fuck is Nirgon?

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - This guy has been laying low too much this year, but definitely an asshat.

Lendarios vs. Furry - Very close.

Foler vs. Caepan - Foler should get Asshat of the Decade.

Kiroy vs. RovXIII - Shitty poster vs random.

Lanx vs. Archeron - See above.

Dom vs. wormie - Tough call.

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Mario is a meme but LLR is a fucking cunt.

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa - This matchup should have been saved for the final 4 at least.

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg - Posting the same asian bitch 1000 times in every thread.

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal - Another tough call but I'm always bet on Wombat or something.

Hoss vs. Szlia - Snooty movie opinions.

khorum vs. teekey - Bitched out harder than I did for this most interesting year after making absurd doomer predictions.
 
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Screamfeeder

The Dirtbag
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Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon - The word bitch was invented for this person.
The woulda, coulda, shoulda balls on this BB. At least I got banned for being against the grain. Your flat ass just got boring.
 
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Bubbles

2022 Asshat Award Winner
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44,391
-29,816
why do all old crusty jews look, sound and act like they belong in a club ran by woody allen?
 
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Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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Curb your enthusiasm worth a watch?

If you read this thread you've pretty much seen all the good parts. Except for the one where he tells the guy "fuck you I'll see you tomorrow". Have you seen that yet?

Larry David is a good writer but only has 1 way to deliver the lines and it gets old halfway through the first time you see it.
 
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Fucker

Log Wizard
11,408
25,684
Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist
vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx
vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon
vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles
vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey
 
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stupidmonkey

Not Smrt
<Gold Donor>
1,667
3,493
Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder
vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon
vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube
vs. Vanessa

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey
 
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MusicForFish

Ultra Maga Instinct
<Prior Amod>
31,465
123,604
Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad
vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy
vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles
vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey
 
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PreacherX

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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21,892
Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler vs. Caepan

Kiroy
vs. RovXIII

Lanx vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles
vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey
 
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ziggyholiday

<Bronze Donator>
1,344
2,254
Araysar vs. RQB

Screamfeeder
vs. Bandwagon

lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn

Mist vs. Nirgon

Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Lendarios vs. Furry

Foler
vs. Caepan

Kiroy vs. RovXIII

Lanx
vs. Archeron

Dom vs. wormie

Mario Speedwagon
vs. Lightning Lord Rule

BoozeCube vs. Vanessa

Bubbles vs. Nidhogg

Frenzied Wombat vs. Xequecal

Hoss vs. Szlia

khorum vs. teekey
 
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Gamma Rays

Large sized member
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Damn it, use the underline people. The bold is just too subtle.

My eye's are hurting from squinting at those posts.
 
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Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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It's like when they gave people sharpies to mark the ballots. They knew it would be hard to read and would give them a chance to cheat.

And by 'they', I mean lickingdick.
 
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lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
<Medals Crew>
39,980
167,043
Results from round 1 of Asshattery:

Araysar 23 vs. RQB 12 - Araysar advances

Screamfeeder 21 vs. Bandwagon 11 - Screamfeeder advances

lurkingdirk 24 vs. Alkorn 12 - lurkingdirk advances

Mist 25 vs. Nirgon 12 - Mist advances

Gavinmad 9 vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet 29 - Mudcrush Durtfeed advances

Lendarios 21 vs. Furry 15 - Lendarios advances

Foler 4 vs. Caepan 25 - Caepan advances (shocking)

Kiroy 19 vs. RovXIII 12 - Kiroy advances

Lanx 16 vs. Archeron 19 - Archeron advances

Dom 20 vs. wormie 16 - Dom advances

Mario Speedwagon 19 vs. Lightning Lord Rule 17 - Mario Speedwagon advances (disappointing)

BoozeCube 10 vs. Vanessa 27 - Vanessa advances

Bubbles 27 vs. Nidhogg 9 - Bubbles advances

Frenzied Wombat 5 vs. Xequecal 33 - Xequecal advances

Hoss 10 vs. Szlia 26 - Szlia advances

khorum 1 vs. teekey 38 - teekey advances (so close to sweeping the first round. Thanks Mist Mist )


New bracket and voting here:
 
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a c i d.f l y

ಠ_ಠ
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2 responses to this post:

1. This is an awesome post. I wish everyone posted their reasons.
2. I just seeded by the rules, man. Don't judge me.
I voted all left for similar reasons. Like filling out all A's on a test except the ones I know. I should have voted all right, but then my intentional votes wouldn't have stood out.
 
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Chancellor Alkorin

Part-Time Sith
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lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn - I should vote for lurking for fucking up the seeding so bad, but Akroln is a part of the Deep State.
You voted for one of your own.

I may forgive you, but I won't forget.
 
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