AssHat 2025 Voting: Round 1. Cast your votes!!!

lurkingdirk

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Okay wankers, here's the deal. Below is the bracket. Don't complain, I simply don't care. A greater power has made the brackets for us. So suck it up and play nice.

Remember, vote once, follow the rules as dictated below, and let's figure out who this year's AssHat is!

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The Bracket:

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RULES TO VOTE:

Copy/pasta the second post in this thread. UNDERLINE the person for whom you are voting. Vote once. Give reasons for your votes.

Reminder, no campaigning in the voting threads, no matter how naturally it comes to you.


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lurkingdirk

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Round 1 Voting:

TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13
 
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TomServo vs.
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- Bubbles
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vs. Kuro - Bubbles
Siliconemelons vs.
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- Bubbles
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vs. RQB - Bubbles
Vuuxo vs
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- Bubbles
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vs. SeanDoe1z1 - Bubbles
Boozecube vs.
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- Bubbles
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vs. Yerm - Bubbles
vs. gwg77 - Bubbles
Dr. Retarded vs. - Bubbles
vs. Indyocracy - Bubbles
Luc1fer vs. - Bubbles
vs. Abigailicious - Bubbles
 
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Vuuxo

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TomServo vs. Goatface - No reason

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro - Because he gave me a warning for saying "American contender"

Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - No reason

Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - Because he's a faggot jew

Vuuxo vs Blazin - Fuck this guy

Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 - Immigrant

Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow - For being new

Bandwagon vs. Yerm - Can never get pictures to work in the Movie thread

Sid Farkus vs. gwg77 - Constantly tagged in shit

Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji - Literally in his name

stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy - He's a bitch

Luc1fer vs. Brahma - For fucking up "Lucifer"

Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious - Lurkingdirk actually contributes

Cad vs. Quevy - No reason

Talos vs. Gravel - No reason

Music for Fish vs. brikker - Fag

Tarrant vs. Daezuel - No reason

Furry vs. Tasty the Treat - One of the most insufferable fucking cunts on these forums. I'd fucking take Bubbles over this cockwallet

Bald Brah vs. Koushirou - Because I always think Brahma when I see his name

Butthurt vs. sinistkir13 - His name isn't just a clever name
 
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vs. Quevy - Bubbles
Talos vs.
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- Bubbles
vs. brikker - Bubbles
vs. Daezuel Bubbles
Furry vs. - Bubbles
vs. Koushirou - Bubbles
vs. sinistkir13 - Bubbles

Part 2 because of stupid image limits heh
 

Kajiimagi

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Round 1 Voting:

TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad
vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon
vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimajii
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk
vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah
vs. Koushirou
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13
 
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Round 1 Voting:

TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule
vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons
vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad
vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon
vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey
vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos
vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt
vs. sinistkir13

Sorry lurkingdirk lurkingdirk , I just couldn't give you my vote. Your posts are both prolific and entertaining. Brikker Brikker , fuck you. You get my vote because you ALWAYS harrow my posts. Everyone else... Reasons
 
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stupidmonkey

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This is a terrible year. Supply is running low so LLR needs to stop banning everybody. Picking at random except for amod.

Tomorrow vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule
vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad
vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon
vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimajii
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer
vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry
vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt
vs. sinistkir13
 
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Brikker

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Round 1 Voting:

TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule
vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons
vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad
vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon
vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey
vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos
vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt
vs. sinistkir13

Sorry lurkingdirk lurkingdirk , I just couldn't give you my vote. Your posts are both prolific and entertaining. Brikker Brikker , fuck you. You get my vote because you ALWAYS harrow my posts. Everyone else... Reasons

I harrow all posts I can when the poster is a degenerate pedo faggot. Gotta have principles.
 
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Brikker

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Round 1 Voting:

TomServo vs. Goatface r
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo
vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon
vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer
vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos
vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah
vs. Koushirou
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13
 
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MusicForFish

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I flipped a coin for every one of these.

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TomServo vs. [USER=1021] Goatface Goatface [/USER]
Lightning Lord Rule vs. [USER=415] Kuro Kuro [/USER]
Siliconemelons Siliconemelons
vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB RQB
Vuuxo Vuuxo
vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. W wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. yerm yerm
S Sid Farkus
vs. gwg77
@Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer Luc1fer vs. Brahma
lurkingdirk lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad Cad vs. Gravel
MusicForFish MusicForFish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty The Treat Tasty The Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou Koushirou
Butthurt Butthurt
vs. sinistkir13
 
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yerm

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TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13

Voting 100% to the left just to piss off LLR. Get terroristed, fag!

Also since every year you make this dogshit require aids levels of work on mobile because you're all faggots who actually post on forums from a pc instead of shitposting on phones like respectable people... at least put a fucking space after the second name and before the line break in your voting list so we can quickly select and underline without it highlighting the second person from the line before.

Like fucking seriously lurkingdirk lurkingdirk just do your own voting on a phone, just once, do this vote on mobile, and then maybe make it less cunty one of these years. With love though brother.
 
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lurkingdirk

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TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13

Voting 100% to the left just to piss off LLR. Get terroristed, fag!

Also since every year you make this dogshit require aids levels of work on mobile because you're all faggots who actually post on forums from a pc instead of shitposting on phones like respectable people... at least put a fucking space after the second name and before the line break in your voting list so we can quickly select and underline without it highlighting the second person from the line before.

Like fucking seriously lurkingdirk lurkingdirk just do your own voting on a phone, just once, do this vote on mobile, and then maybe make it less cunty one of these years. With love though brother.
Heard and thinking about better options.
 
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Izo

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TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13

Voting 100% to the left just to piss off LLR. Get terroristed, fag!

Also since every year you make this dogshit require aids levels of work on mobile because you're all faggots who actually post on forums from a pc instead of shitposting on phones like respectable people... at least put a fucking space after the second name and before the line break in your voting list so we can quickly select and underline without it highlighting the second person from the line before.

Like fucking seriously lurkingdirk lurkingdirk just do your own voting on a phone, just once, do this vote on mobile, and then maybe make it less cunty one of these years. With love though brother.
TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13

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I'm on the RIGHT side of history - path to zero demands it - your work is mute. Also I think lurkingdirk lurkingdirk is doing it exactly as it should be done, rustling is part of it.
 
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TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13

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I'm on the RIGHT side of history - path to zero demands it - your work is mute. Also I think lurkingdirk lurkingdirk is doing it exactly as it should be done, rustling is part of it.
TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo
vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13
 
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Lanx

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I flipped a coin for every one of these.

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TomServo vs. [USER=1021] Goatface Goatface [/USER]
Lightning Lord Rule vs. [USER=415] Kuro Kuro [/USER]
Siliconemelons Siliconemelons
vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB RQB
Vuuxo Vuuxo
vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. W wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. yerm yerm
S Sid Farkus
vs. gwg77
@Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer Luc1fer vs. Brahma
lurkingdirk lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad Cad vs. Gravel
MusicForFish MusicForFish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty The Treat Tasty The Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou Koushirou
Butthurt Butthurt
vs. sinistkir13
your coinflips are stupid, but i'll still vote like an illegal

TomServo vs. [USER=1021] Goatface Goatface [/USER]
Lightning Lord Rule vs. [USER=415] Kuro Kuro [/USER]
Siliconemelons Siliconemelons
vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB RQB
Vuuxo Vuuxo
vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. W wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. yerm yerm
S Sid Farkus
vs. gwg77
@Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer Luc1fer vs. Brahma
lurkingdirk lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad Cad vs. Gravel
MusicForFish MusicForFish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty The Treat Tasty The Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou Koushirou
Butthurt Butthurt
vs. sinistkir13
 

Seananigans

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TomServo vs. Goatface - coinflip
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro - hasn't given me my 5 bees reaction that obviously is 100% warranted
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - default for all bb.com refugees
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - coinflip, barely aware of either
Vuuxo vs Blazin - retarded opinions
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 - simply because I can't understand a single post this dude makes, weirdest posting style I've encountered
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow - total faggot weirdo
Bandwagon vs. Yerm - nutsacks
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77 - shrug
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji - biggest 5 bees derailer (with love)
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy - shrug
Luc1fer vs. Brahma - gotta maintain the racism narrative
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious - dunno who the hell the other one is
Cad vs. Quevy - default for all bb.com refugees
Talos vs. Gravel - obnoxious catholic zealotry
Music for Fish vs. brikker - coinflip
Tarrant vs. Daezuel - retardation
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat - tough call, but I'm growing tired of all the degeneracy so that wins
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou - default for all bb.com refugees, also how the hell did Koush end up on the list?
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13 - default for all bb.com refugees

give reasons you faggots, it's in the rules
 
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BrutulTM

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First time I haven't been nominated for a few years. Haven't been venturing out of the Grown Up forums as much I guess.

Round 1 Voting:

TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad
vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded
vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer
vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad
vs. Quevy
Talos vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry
vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13


I have to say I think you fucked up the seeding since it looks like Boozecube is going to be out in the first round.
 
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