Cad vs. popsicledeath - Hah, really?
LulzSect vs. Hoss - Hoss is an asshat, but this could have easily been in the semi-finals. It just seems anticlimactic at this point.
Gravel vs. Tolan - Politics freakouts were pretty asshatty, especially when confronted with overwhelming proof that Bernie was a cuck.
tanoomba vs. Big Flex - See now I -have- to vote for the reigning champ. Initial seed failure
Tuco vs. Woolygimp - Some people are apparently still major-butthurt that Tuco happened to be standing next to a dog turd, or something.
Mist vs. Screamfeeder - Scream's just a liberal pussy; hardly asshat material. Mist has a thread dedicated to her being intentionally helpless.
jihodj vs. olscratch - Sometimes I just want to read a thread without skipping a college kid's term paper. That and I legit don't know olscratch.
Itzena vs. Caepan - Itzena is going to win this, and isn't on the board. How Caepan got voted in period is a mystery to me. Did he neg someone for talking to the Bananafag or something?