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I left a date that picked Shortbus as the movie, playing at a small indie theater. Here's the parent's guide.Titanic is one of the few movies I walked out of. Leaving my date there. The other was The Blair Witch Project.

You loved the self facial scene.I left a date that picked Shortbus as the movie, playing at a small indie theater. Here's the parent's guide.
I vaguely remember thinking something like "Oh it's a sex movie. Definitely getting laid" when she described it. Once it started, that changed to something like "....does she think I'm her new gay bff?". I'm pretty sure I left during the part where one gay guy is singing into another gay guy's asshole.

I'd never heard of that movie before, and I still wish I had never heard of it, asshole.I left a date that picked Shortbus as the movie, playing at a small indie theater. Here's the parent's guide.
I vaguely remember thinking something like "Oh it's a sex movie. Definitely getting laid" when she described it. Once it started, that changed to something like "....does she think I'm her new gay bff?". I'm pretty sure I left during the part where one gay guy is singing into another gay guy's asshole.

You also loved the facial sceneI'd never heard of that movie before, and I still wish I had never heard of it, asshole.
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