Gee, sorry nerds, we didn't mean to give you a new website that works on every device you might check it on. We really should have stuck with that 1998 design, that was killer.
The problem with the new design is that it was less scannable than the old one. Images on the left meant shit moved around the page (and really what images are you going to see on the site? linux logos? beakers?), not enough of a visual break between the stories and who needs text that bloody big?