Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

Dandai

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Not feeding it for those two days might send a strong enough message.
 

Soygen

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P, don't listen to these brutes. You should take it to the dog groomer and get it all freshened up. Then when your lady-friend comes back, have a trail of rose petals leading to you(preferably in a tuxedo) holding the freshly groomed "Dookie"(or whatever the dogs name is).
 

McCheese

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P, don't listen to these brutes. You should take it to the dog groomer and get it all freshened up. Then when your lady-friend comes back, have a trail of rose petals leading to you(preferably in a tuxedo) holding the freshly groomed "Dookie"(or whatever the dogs name is).
Put the dog in a little tuxedo was well for maximum effect.
 

Adebisi

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Plan it so she comes home to you fucking the dog. In a tuxedo. By the fireplace.
 

Picasso3

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Now my piece of shit parents want me to pay my own cell phone bill. Lazy fuckin Obama supports me until 26, why can't they.
 

Drinsic

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your share of the bill or your own plan? Mine tried kicking me of but I told them that was retarded and I just pay them my share of a family plan since it's shitloads cheaper.
 

Jx3

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Get you an Obama-phone, then get you a gold sparkly Obama shirt to show off when you be buying yo steak and lobster with food stamps.
 

Erronius

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Man, how does the Zimmerman thread have like 9 times the number of posts that we have in here?

Oh, the Jugmanity.