It's been 5 days since I've showered, maybe 6? I've lost track. My febreeze spray has been helping with the smell of piss on my sweatpants but it's starting to smell like a mix of flowers and a prison pisser. I've been sustaining life via a steady diet of special k and Pop tarts (the strawberry iced ones of course). I will continue with this protest in solidarity with you until your return. Picasso rights are human rights.
Day 8 of no shower in protest of solidarity. Sometimes I think of what it would be like to wear clean underwear but then I think of you and stay strong. I'm running out of febreeze spray and not sure if my local Walmart has more in stock. Today I'm eating rice and yogurts. Hopefully enough to sustain my lifeform. I hope you are doing well and long for hearing your sweet whispers in my ear.