Big Trouble In Little China Remake

Homsar · Jun 1, 2015

I love the Rock but this really doesnt need a remake and why not just do a sequel with Kurt and The Rock
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Sterling · Jun 1, 2015

This is an awful idea.

Malakriss · Jun 1, 2015

Why? Also, why The Rock? Plus, why?

Kirun · Jun 1, 2015

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkk!!!!!!

Homsar · Jun 1, 2015

I think they are also doing a remake of Escape from New York, Stargate, Overboard and they already did the The Thing so maybe they are just trying to remake all of Kurts movies
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ohkcrlho · Jun 1, 2015

After Robocop remake, i don't really give a fuck. But remember, it's all for the little ones "enjoy" the remake and THEN, watch the original.

@Homsar: Well....they SHOULD remake Escape from L.A. and The thing is not a remake, it's a lousy, pointless and no one asked for it prequel.

Commander Vimeseh_sl · Jun 1, 2015

Most remakes don't bother me. But this one is causing some rustle.

Xevy · Jun 1, 2015

I'll watch it if it isn't PG-13 garbage aimed at silly family fun!...but it will be.

Kovaks · Jun 1, 2015

Fuck no! This movie aged just fine I also don't care to much about remakes but leave this, bloodsport and goonies alone.

Muurloen · Jun 1, 2015

Grimmlokk · Jun 1, 2015

Commander Vimeseh_sl said:
Most remakes don't bother me. But this one is causing some rustle.

Yup. I am mildly rustled by this news. And normally I'd just go one ignoring the remake's existence...but I feel like the Rock playing Jack Bauer is enough that I'll watch it eventually.

*sigh*

Homsar · Jun 1, 2015

Grimmlokk_sl said:
but I feel like the Rock playing Jack Bauer is enough that I'll watch it eventually.

Jack Bauer?? There is only one Jack Burton

Malakriss · Jun 1, 2015

For some reason I got a strange shiver and imagined Keanu Reeves also starring in this.

The Ancient_sl · Jun 1, 2015

Kirun_sl said:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkk!!!!!!

Grimmlokk · Jun 1, 2015

Homsar_sl said:
Jack Bauer?? There is only one Jack Burton

Well fuck me. I'm leaving it for posterity...

lurkingdirk · Jun 1, 2015

rabble rabble

Chukzombi · Jun 1, 2015

at this point its just laughable. the movie is a classic for kurt russell's performance. anyone who knows this wouldnt even consider remaking this movie. dunno how these movies keep getting rebooted. it cost 20-25million to make and only took in 11 million and the critics shat on it. it became a cult classic on video/cable. i first saw this as a rental, it was out of the theater before i had enough money saved to go see it. probably seen it over 30 times since then and its still one of my favorite films. i wont even consider seeing this remake. good job on pissing off the demographic for this movie.

Profundis · Jun 1, 2015

If they're gonna remake these cult movies, at least do ones that were actually shitty. Like, I dunno, Leonard Part 7 with Kevin Hart. Or Troll 3 or a new Manos:Hands of Fate.

Remaking Total Recall, then Robocop and now this just shits on my childhood

The Edge · Jun 1, 2015

Hollywood, staaaahp!

AngryGerbil · Jun 1, 2015

I just stabbed you in the face.

It's a remake of Jaws.

Fuck you pay me.

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