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Alex

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Kevin Hart is the biggest "what?" I see in this casting. He makes zero sense.
 
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Alex said:
Kevin Hart is the biggest "what?" I see in this casting. He makes zero sense.
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If you start from the premise of "this is going to be fucking awful" then it makes perfect sense.
 
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This movie is going to be fucking stupid. Jumanji in the Borderlands universe.
 
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Notice that there is no sex appeal to this movie at all. Everyone is either too old or too young for the coveted 18-40 year old male audience.

Really trying hard to *not* make a good shoot-em-up movie.
 
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Cate Blanchette is still gorgeous. And hey, the red-head didn't morph into a black woman for once.
 
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Koushirou said:
Cate Blanchette is still gorgeous. And hey, the red-head didn't morph into a black woman for once.
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She has aged well. She may be gorgeous for her age, but there are a hundred 30-45 year old actresses that are 9-10 that would be just as good in a brainless shooting comedy. She isn't winning an Oscar for Borderlands.

Edit: also, Jamie Lee Curtis playing a canonical Tanis is going to come off like a hag. Why is she so old in this version?
 
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Kind of weird Blanchett is doing this. Is she entering the getting old make money phase of her career like Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, etc?
 
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ronne

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This is gonna be a prime contender for the worst thing ever created.

How is this even a thing? Borderlands last shred of cultural relevancy was in like...2016? Why is 70 year old kate blanchet in it?
 
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OU Ariakas said:
Notice that there is no sex appeal to this movie at all. Everyone is either too old or too young for the coveted 18-40 year old male audience.

Really trying hard to *not* make a good shoot-em-up movie.
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Seriously. I like Blanchett too, but she's a terrible miscast here.
 
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"From the producer of Uncharted, Spider-Man, and Venom."

Lmao why would you put that on the poster? It's like they want it to flop.
 
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Hey, remember that time when Maya freezes a bunch of bandits and then Lilith combo gibs them? Then they fist bump while thousands of pieces of gore and limbs and viscera rain down around them.

I hope they recreate that scene. Gotta stay true to the source material. Eli Roth is still directing, right?
 
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Urlithani said:
"From the producer of Uncharted, Spider-Man, and Venom."

Lmao why would you put that on the poster? It's like they want it to flop.
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uncharted did surprisingly well and for some reason people still pop up demanding sequel

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her face looks like it has been digitally added.
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