Buddy orders a CPR training dummy from Jamaica, gets a black one.

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a c i d.f l y

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Not sure where else to post this, but Holy Shit. He created a whole profile for it. Then ordered it a baby. It's been through some shit. Too heavy to carry down three flights of stairs at a hotel? Another guy tosses him over the balcony into the hotel pool. It loses all of its limbs. An actual military medic familiar with CPR dummies offers to fix him.... Can't make this shit up.

Marley is currently looking for a girlfriend. Needs more friends. Good friend, caring father.

Marley Blackmon

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yerm

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look at his hair. He's as black as brianna wu is female.
 
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What do I do with this information?
 
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Marley Blackmon's Facebook has nothing but white friends. A real black person on Facebook has shitloads of black friends with lit profiles. Therefore I can conclude that Marley Blackmon...

...IS A DUMMY ACCOUNT

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Vepil

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He isn't complete without one of these, make it happen please.

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Xadion said:
Has anyone actually drank a 40 or such ?

Shits good
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when I went down and hang out with my old neighbor I use to bring him a 40 of OE for fun and we'd drink it up, but then he had a heart scare and stopped drinking beer :(
 
Vepil

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Yeah they are pretty good for the price. Oh for the girl get him a fat white woman be perfect with the baby's color.
 
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Vepil said:
Yeah they are pretty good for the price. Oh for the girl get him a fat white woman be perfect with the baby's color.
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Don't forget to include her nursing degree. I'm not sure how to depict that she's significantly older or younger than the dummy.
 
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