eXarc
Trakanon Raider
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Ladies and Gentlemen of Rerolled, the dawn of battle is upon us and we shall see the light through 'til dusk. The day of reckoning is upon us.
This is a call to arms, brothers of both Cat & Pelican crews alike! Ready your MSPaint, National Geographic collections and rapier like wit as we prepare to partake in one final battle for the ages.
The pages of time have taken from us not only the original warzone of a thread where this lengthy and ruthless battle was fought, but also the very world which harbored the conflict itself. I do believe part of FoH's downfall was a direct result of the lack of resolution in the fued between the Cat & Pelican crews. Let's all just man up and admit it. It is time we see this through to the end.
I respectfully present to the courtExhibit A- Standard housecat.
Moving on we haveExhibit B- Standard wild pelican.
I would also like to present to the courtExhibit C, a highly accurate depicition of the most deadly predators to exist throughout the ages as agreed upon by scientists and real men all around the world.
Now let's say, for the sake of fairness, this battle takes place on terrain in which both species will have equally viable strategic vantage points if used properly. This means water for the pelican and land for the cat. Something along the lines of the outskirts of a lake perhaps. This is up for further discussion and shall evolve appropriately. Which animal would reign victorious if these two were to prey upon one another ruthlessly, harboring nothing but sheer bloodlust for the other?
Let it be known that the poll shall NOT be the only way the conclusion of this glorious battle is drawnas points will be given and deducted based upon terrible photoshops & propaganda/smear campaigns, general misinformation and/or blatantly false accusations, acquiring REAL ANIMALS AND VIDEOTAPING THEM DOING BATTLE (Don't do this, I'm kidding. Rerolled will get in trouble. Maybe. Maybe do this. I don't know. I want to. We probably shouldn't. Think about it.), as well as general belligerant behavior & blindly insulting the other crew out of sheer bloodlust and bitterness (Acceptable. Encouraged, actually.).
As for my personal pick...
I choose the holy Pelican in all of it's glory!
I believe the pelican would divebomb the cat so swiftly and ferociously, it would fucking blitzkrieg the shit out of it and bomb it's fucking weak ass bitch ass cat muscularskeletal frame into intself as it whimpers pathetically & apologetically for even gazing upon such a majestic creature. Game. Set. Match.
Pelican - 1 Cat - 0.
Victory pelican fly!
Let the feathers, beaks, fur and claws fly. Take no prisoners. No quarter.
May God be with us all.
This is a call to arms, brothers of both Cat & Pelican crews alike! Ready your MSPaint, National Geographic collections and rapier like wit as we prepare to partake in one final battle for the ages.
The pages of time have taken from us not only the original warzone of a thread where this lengthy and ruthless battle was fought, but also the very world which harbored the conflict itself. I do believe part of FoH's downfall was a direct result of the lack of resolution in the fued between the Cat & Pelican crews. Let's all just man up and admit it. It is time we see this through to the end.
I respectfully present to the courtExhibit A- Standard housecat.
Moving on we haveExhibit B- Standard wild pelican.
I would also like to present to the courtExhibit C, a highly accurate depicition of the most deadly predators to exist throughout the ages as agreed upon by scientists and real men all around the world.
Now let's say, for the sake of fairness, this battle takes place on terrain in which both species will have equally viable strategic vantage points if used properly. This means water for the pelican and land for the cat. Something along the lines of the outskirts of a lake perhaps. This is up for further discussion and shall evolve appropriately. Which animal would reign victorious if these two were to prey upon one another ruthlessly, harboring nothing but sheer bloodlust for the other?
Let it be known that the poll shall NOT be the only way the conclusion of this glorious battle is drawnas points will be given and deducted based upon terrible photoshops & propaganda/smear campaigns, general misinformation and/or blatantly false accusations, acquiring REAL ANIMALS AND VIDEOTAPING THEM DOING BATTLE (Don't do this, I'm kidding. Rerolled will get in trouble. Maybe. Maybe do this. I don't know. I want to. We probably shouldn't. Think about it.), as well as general belligerant behavior & blindly insulting the other crew out of sheer bloodlust and bitterness (Acceptable. Encouraged, actually.).
As for my personal pick...
I choose the holy Pelican in all of it's glory!
I believe the pelican would divebomb the cat so swiftly and ferociously, it would fucking blitzkrieg the shit out of it and bomb it's fucking weak ass bitch ass cat muscularskeletal frame into intself as it whimpers pathetically & apologetically for even gazing upon such a majestic creature. Game. Set. Match.
Pelican - 1 Cat - 0.
Victory pelican fly!
Let the feathers, beaks, fur and claws fly. Take no prisoners. No quarter.
May God be with us all.
