Caught Stealing (2025)

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Title: Caught Stealing (2025)

Genre: Crime, Thriller

Director: Darren Aronofsky

Cast: Austin Butler, Zoë Kravitz, Regina King, Matt Smith, Liev Schreiber, Vincent D'Onofrio, Bad Bunny, Will Brill, Griffin Dunne, George Abud, D'Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, Action Bronson, Yuri Kolokolnikov, Gregg Bello, Nikita Kukushkin, Macy Rodman, Eddie De Harp, Edward Olaie, Shaun O'Hagan, Deepti Menon, Eric Ian, Oliver Patnode, Booch O'Connell, McKinzie J. Scott

Release: 2025-08-27

Plot: Hank Thompson, a burned-out former baseball player, is unwittingly plunged into a wild fight for survival in the downtown criminal underworld of '90s NYC.

 

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A movie about the Federal Government? Oh wait the Plot is different.

 

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Kind of a departure for Aronofsky doing a Guy Ritchie style crime comedy and all. Looks good enough for streaming. Of course there's Jewish hitmen.

I think the last movie I saw of his was Noah, and I surprisingly enjoyed it. I remember when the trailer came out made it look stupid, so just wrote it off, but gave it a shot on streaming last year and was pleasantly surprised.

 

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Is this the Janes Addiction biography?

 

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This comes pretty close.



I didn't love it though. It went super hard on woke shit, and Perry seems kind of like a raging faggot.

 

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The jewish people will be the criminal underworld and the black people will just be trying to live their lives, right?

 

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Cad said:

The jewish people will be the criminal underworld and the black people will just be trying to live their lives, right?

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As opposed to the jewish people being the criminal underworld and the black people being the criminal... world?

 

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Seananigans said:

As opposed to the jewish people being the criminal underworld and the black people being the criminal... world?

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Or the jewish people being the shady but pseudo-legit "businessmen" who do everything under the table and the black people are trying to rob them, if we want to be accurate.

 

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Cad said:

Or the jewish people being the shady but pseudo-legit "businessmen" who do everything under the table and the black people are trying to rob them, if we want to be accurate.

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It'll be pro Jew, I guarantee (Justin Wilson's voice).

Just look at his body of work. Hell his very first film that he broke out with and won some film festivals with was heavy Jewish. They weren't exactly portrayed in a good light within the film, but he manages to squeak them in there with most of his movies.

 

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Gravel said:

Perry seems kind of like a raging faggot.

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I briefly dated an emo chick in high school that got me listening to Jane's Addiction.

All my skater metal head buddies thought it was "faggot shit" and mocked me for ever bringing it up, but I wanted to get laid.

Unfortunately the most I got out of all that was a half ass blowjob that ended with a horrible hand job.

My buddies were right. Fuck Jane's Addiction.

 

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Ah, the things we did for pussy in high school.

 

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Ah, the things we did for pussy in high school.

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"Sure, I'll go to a poetry slam with you"

 

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Rabbit_Games said:

Ah, the things we did for pussy in high school.

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Some of us weren't willing to go that gay for pussy. Jane's Addiction is a rats nut hair away from sucking cock. Not worth even the emo girl who undoubtedly would give an unenthusiastic blowjob and handjob.

 

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