Chair F*cking Simulator(I have never had this much fun!)

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MrHolland420

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I have not had this much fun since first playing Everquest! Triple A game, actually a Triple A plus f*cking game! Rickshaw when you please ;)
 
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Erronius

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Vorph

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I'm going to complain to Nvidia, it's inexcusable that I can't enjoy Ern's gift via GeForce Now during xmas eve festivities.
 
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Hateyou

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Been out of town but I’ll be poopsocking this tomorrow. Will report my 3070 FPS
 
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So here I am, Christmas night, surround by family playing the Jackbox Party games on the living room TV. We just finished playing some game on Party Pack 3, grandma had just left to go to put the kids to bed, and we all decide to try out a game from Party Pack 4. I close out the game and go to load up the next one of steam, when we ALL notice the pop up front and center that Ern has gifted me none other than the CHAIR F*CKING SIMULATOR. Stunned silence. Uh, guys, I can explain. He's a friend from the internet. More silence. All eyes on me. I click accept gift and start up Party Pack 4.

Solid gift, and I'll be damned if it wasn't perfectly timed.
 
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Soygen

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I fucked a chair in front of my whole family. Thanks, Err!
 
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I gifted Genital Jousting to a buddy. His girlfriend was the next person to open steam, he had to have a similar “I can explain” situation.
 
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Kajiimagi

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TIL there is a game about fucking a chair........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
 
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Erronius

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TIL there is a game about fucking a chair........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Friend me on Steam?

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The music and effects in this game are AAA. Recommend banging the electric chair. Garbage can has a good climax too.

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Erronius

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Is this fucking game going to end up being a surprise hit of 2020?

I thought that award might have gone to Futa Fix Dick Dine and Dash
 
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Demon chair and flying chair are great too. lol
Was the flying chair called something like, shit I don’t remember. Hamburger chair, meat burger? Idk but I fucked some meat looking chair that flapped it’s armrests and took flight when it climaxed. It was disgusting but hilarious.

The space chair wanted to dump me for being a Lazyboi, but I fucked it as it was wanting to leave and got like a 92% so it stuck around.
 
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