Citizen Vigilante (2026)

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Uwe Boll's low budget production of (your favorite kind of) aliens vs. predator. Your .gov doesn't want you to watch this so you probably should.
 
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Uwe Boll's low budget production of (your favorite kind of) aliens vs. predator. Your .gov doesn't want you to watch this so you probably should.
Hell yeah, Dr.Boll knows the score!
 
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Postal, his spree shooter movie, was pretty good. This might be too.
I never saw Postal but I think it was supposed to be a lot more of a comedy, but maybe you're thinking of Rampage. It was the first time he actually did a serious movie and it wasn't bad. I think there was even a second one with the guy who played dracula from blade 3. Something about a stock market dude getting revenge after getting fired or whatever.
 
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I never saw a postal but I think it was supposed to be a lot more of a comedy, but maybe you're thinking of Rampage. It was the first time he actually did a serious movie and it wasn't bad. I like there was even a second one with the guy who played dracula from blade 3. Something about the stock market dude getting revenge.

I think you're right. It's Rampage.

Rampage was pretty good!

edit - by home video exploitation flick standards
 
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I think you're right. It's Rampage.

Rampage was pretty good!

edit - by home video exploitation flick standards
Actually rewatched it maybe last year and it still holds up as probably his best movie, apart from Blood Rayne, but that movie is arguably his best for different reasons.
 
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I saw House of the Dead in the theater not knowing anything about Uwe. I was familiar with the arcade game.

It was really fucking bad.
 
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I saw House of the Dead in the theater not knowing anything about Uwe. I was familiar with the arcade game.

It was really fucking bad.
It was the first one I saw as well because I played the game in the arcades and the trailer made it look good and lo and behold it was one of the crappiest most hilariously bad movies my friends and I had ever seen. And I know I've stated it before but we made it a tradition to go see all of his films in the theater. I think the next one was alone in the dark with Christian Slater, and then we got this masterpiece, Blood Rayne, with Billy Zane giving soliloquies off of a balcony, Meatloaf as a crazy vampire lord, and Ben Kingsley phoning it in sitting in a throne room as the master vampire.

It was awesome. Plus you got to see Christina Locans tits. Oh and Michael Madsen was the Abraham Van Helsing type character. Everybody there needed a paycheck or a tax write-off.