Coheed and Cambria writing about Mippo

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  1. Mippo_foh shitlord

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    Back in my Afterlife days when I lived with models and porn stars yet continued to raid in Everquest, one of my roommates was dating one of the members of Coheed and Cambria.........

    Long story short, I run into her last night and we get to talking and she tells me they wrote some songs about us. So I go home, look at some of the lyrics and sure as shit, several references to me, although much more towards her.

    Specifically the song "The Suffering" is completely about the three of us. It pretty much 100% accurately describes our situation for about 6 months around 03/04 when this happened. Guess I"ll take it as the ultimate form of flattery. It"s also been funny reading people"s opinion of what the song is about. Apparently there is a "book" that was written that explains the songs if anyone can point me to it I"d like to read it.
     
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    I see the potential this thread has and the places its going.
     
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  4. Mippo_foh shitlord

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    It"s actually true though.....

    http://twitter.com/MichaelRTodd

    According to her, he contacted her but I guess that"s semantics. Considering this shit happened 5+ years ago it"s water under the bridge now. Still going to ask him about the song though as I"m pretty sure part of it is about me
     
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    Quit hatin" you nerds. The dude had something cool happen to him and it was too hard not to brag about, sometimes that"s normal, and you"d have done the same thing too.
     
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    Oh yeah, other than defending you Mippo, I think you suck.
     
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    I"m not sure whether Tuco actually wrote this with Mippo"s account just to mock him or Mippo actually wrote this himself. It"s just so surreal.
     
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    Haha, I"m not going to start drilling you until I find out if you honestly believe this.

    Let me just say, get Claudio"s twitter and have him admit to this shit. Not a fucking bassist, who knows dick about the writing. Musicians do this shit all the time to bang chicks.
     
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    I don"t know who Coheed and Cambria are.

    But good show Tuco.
     
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    Yeah, if I didn"t have to Google Coheed and Cambria, maybe this story would beslightlyinteresting.
     
  13. Requiem_foh shitlord

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    I say we make our own Mippo song.

    If somebody comes up with lyrics, I will compose a track to go along with it.
     
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    A song about Mippo called The Suffering? Sounds fitting.
     
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    A buddy of mine stole the guitarist of Fuel"s gf. She turned out to be a cunt.
     
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    Oh we are doing this? My friend"s Girlfriend dumped him for the lead singer of Hot, Hot, Heat.
     
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    Two guys who tour with Muse (they play guitar and drums on tour I believe, not actually part of the band) showed up to my friends afterparty at ACL the year they were there. The showed up in their van and were clearly there just to fuck anyone who would consider them part of Muse. They were real tools, one guy whispered to the other, then he whispered to us "hey bros, any of you got a condom for my boy?" We didn"t, but my friend yelled across the field at the host (our other friend) HEY ARTHUR DO YOU HAVE ANY RUBBERS!? Not even saying who they were for.

    The dude who asked for his friend flipped the shit. HEY MAN KEEP IT ON THE DL, WTF etc. Like some fucking papparazi was going to jump out of the bushes "muse wannabes bang college chics - tmz". We had some good laughs at their expense until they left after that. Don"t think either of them got play.
     
  19. James_sl shitlord

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    LOL, the only thing anyone would write about you in a song is "...and then there was this fool that ate the shit out of our ass, and we pissed on his face." You"re about as memorable as a fart, and in all the wrong ways. You"re about as interesting as a wet fucking turd. On the food chain, you"re ranked somewhere below a fucking parasite because you have toconvincesomeone else to carry you. If given the option between fucking a badger and fucking you, 9 out of 10 girls would go for the badger. The 10th girl is dead and has no say in the matter, and you"d still manage to fuck that one up, "Hi, err, my name is err Mippo, err, MY YOU LOOK CLAMMY TONIGHT! ...shit"

    You"re about as pretty as a train wreck full of retards that have just shit and pissed themselves for the past three hours. You have the intelligence of a fucking rock, and none of the charm. Most people would rather have that rock thrown at their face than be introduced to you, in fact. Your mouth is perfectly formed for one thing, and that thing is sucking dick. Unfortunately for you, the closest you can get to a dick is watching the director"s cut of The Watchmen, because your own is far too small to be considered an actual dick. It"s more like a big clit. Well, not even a big clit. It"s more like a small clit, and your dick is actually a vagina, because you"re a pussy. A giant, gaping pussy with all the courage of a fucking gnat.

    Speaking of gnats, you"re about as well built as a stack of hay. In a wrestling championship, you"d place below last place, managing to find some way to lose to the pimply faced teenager at the fucking concession stand before you even get there. You"d have been there to buy a hotdog to shove up your own ass, since that"s the closest thing you"ll get to having sex in the next 50 years. Nicole Richie in the depths of her Anorexia is better built than you. You have trouble opening your own car door, preferring instead to sometimes crawl your way to your destination like the pathetic fucking dipshit that you are.

    In short, GO FUCK YOURSELF you stupid piece of shit. No one here thinks you"re anything but a clueless fucking halfwit.
     
  20. roger_foh shitlord

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    wish i still had that old pic when mippo and other vallon zeker"s went to a fan fair ,got drunk and waited for him to pass out, and then put some make-up on him.