In my defense, they're not mine. My shelf is the bottom one, above the drawers. Sam Adams for the manly days, Mikes Pink Lemonade for the other 6 days of the week. And snack pack because murica.Diet drinks, confirmed fatty.
Reposting this because a dick is a dick is a dick. Unless it's a black dick then that's just ew.
Oh you fool, the Santa Clause is far too real, and much creepier than anything else in this thread.but at the end of the day they are about as real as the easter bunny, andsanta clause
If by horse you mean horse hung, then yes.That's a horse, right?
I remember seeing this porn back in the 90s. The guy starts screaming (probably in pleasure) when she starts pumping it.penis wat oh God no
It looks like his penis is going to split lengthwise like a hotdog in a microwaveI remember seeing this porn back in the 90s. The guy starts screaming (probably in pleasure) when she starts pumping it.
The smaller of the two pics looks like there is some sort of drainage...ugh.@Erronius: My partner is a dermatologist, so...it looks absolutely disgusting, but not on the creepy side yet. I wonder if those are all filled with pus? lol