Crystal Lake

kroenen said:

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I'm sorry but this is not something that I ever had on a wish list for exploring the extended universe of fucking slasher franchise. It's like what the hell is the point, it's not that God damn interesting to begin with.

I think I would rather just go watch the Friday the 13th the series out of the '80s where they were going out X-Files style finding all of the cursed objects / monster of the week type thing.

kroenen said:

I might have a better idea.....

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That could work, especially if you just made it super campy and all for hilarities sake.

Was thinking about it a little bit more but you know you could do a Hellraiser TV show maybe following around one of the boxes in different time periods. It's at least something that you could explore More and would be interesting versus why did Jason Voorhees his mom become a psychopath.

There's just not any sort of mystery or anything that I want to know about probably revolving around her being a victim of misogyny or something to where she snaps because she's got a mutoid kid.

kroenen said:

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And of course there's the magician counselor who is supposed to be the voice of reason... Maybe it's their version of the Stephen King magical magician.

Lunis said:

I don't know what you faggots are complaining about, the trailer looks decent. We get both Pamela and what appears to be a teenage Jason killing counselors. I guess if you're not a horror fan its not that big of a deal, but this is by far the best attempt at a F13 concept since part 4 and 6.

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Yes I'm not a horror fan at all I've never watched any good scary movies or have any sort of pedigree into the films that I believe to be quintessential to the greatest horror movies of all time. I don't know what I'm talking about I just watch stupid stuff all the time because that is what I've been programmed to do.

Arbitrary said:

You can see some hints of "modern" writing in there but it might be alright.

What I'm most annoyed about is the use of Blue Oyster Cult. The same general pool of classic songs gets used endlessly in media and it's all so worn out. Exactly how much of emotional response do you think you're cheat out of my lizard brain with the one-millionth use of Spirit in the Sky or Sympathy for the Devil you fucking hacks. Write. Better.

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I'm sorry it's just a dumb fucking idea. Nobody wants this especially anybody that's actually fans of the original movies. It's Hollywood scraping the bottom of the barrel for whatever IPS they have access to and trying to figure out hey we can make this crap on such a low budget, and horror is actually pretty profitable right now, let's shit this out there because some people will probably eat it up, and get all of those kernels of corn.

Arbitrary said:

You aren't looking forward to the reveal that Jason is a zombie bioweapon created by The Umbrella Corporation in conjunction with the Hawkins National Laboratory with most of the story being a metaphor for the writers' past trauma, sexism, racism, colonialism, capitalism, etc etc? I'll give you like two or three choices from the list. The Hawkins National Laboratory was the face of the evil government project in Stranger Things.

The whole thing is a product of a divide in the rights to Friday the 13th and the guy that had this half of them fucking died this year. That is not a good omen but being the incredible optimist I am I still think it might be okay. Might.

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I mean if they decided to make it into a resident evil tying I'd be like okay maybe I can believe that. Truth is that's not one of my favorite horror franchises. I don't really care and I especially don't care to hear about how is Mom got misogynistic over whatever the hell and she became a psycho murderer and made her kid a mutoid killer.

I mean maybe if the whole story was she got raped or impregnated by aliens and that's why Jason Voorhees was a mutoid monster, that could kind of be interesting, but nobody actually wants to make anything like that.

What I truly Belize needs to happen is this, us old video game men that have a passion for westerns, great horror movies, and in general just good cinema, we need to make a fires of heaven production company. I know some people. When I'm going to come up with a script and I'll do my best to push that stuff to where we actually get something good out there. And when you look at the credits it'll be all of our tags as executive producers, part of dudes when I actually show up to work much I'll do it it'll be doctor retarded as production director or whatever.

You could probably have together all of us to make one of the most amazing movies anybody in the entire world has ever seen.

I mean I'm down a any of you other assholes are free to join me if you like good movies. My life is cavitating so what the fuck do I have left to lose. Let's make a celluloid classic. It could be a Jodorowski style mind bomb!