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My wife is really into the B swords and sorcery movies. So we were already interested. She's a huge fan of Beastmaster.
I Saw The beastmaster movie in the theater. You don't know how awesome it is if you don't know Otto and Cotto.

I even saw part 2 where he traveled through time!
 
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I Saw The beastmaster movie in the theater. You don't know how awesome it is if you don't know Otto and Cotto.

I even saw part 2 where he traveled through time!
Yeah I've seen it. I like it. She watched it a ton growing up.
 
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My wife is really into the B swords and sorcery movies. So we were already interested. She's a huge fan of Beastmaster.

All 4 of these are great, the behind the scenes commentary is also top notch- they were so proud they found the original black leather topless strap outfit for the chick from 1 that reprised her role, it was like ICONIC and such. Them cracking up at how Monique Gabrielle got pissed at her doppleganger stand in’s butt had cellulite and she thought softcore porn scouts would think it was her.

Watch the David caradine in the desert one- warrior and the sorcerer or something- its awesome as well.
 
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I love how in the OG everyone had the obviously fake chunky prop swords of every roger corman classic, except the magic main sword and it looked sooooo out of place.

I have seen all 4, 3 is the worst mostly bc its almost impossible to find (or was) in full form only the mst3k cut/tv edit.

2 is great because it was less serious

1 and 4 are the more serious in tone (same main actor) and kinda the continuations / sequel as a soft remake.

Pig guy eating roast pig b stock is in every one I think
Dar is the greatest of beast masters....

the beastmaster GIF
 
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So I watched this on my badass TV a while back and it was fucking hilarious watching the blade get "stuck" on the wire with someone obviously shaking it to keep the blade moving. High-definition does have it's drawbacks. lol

Also when the actor clearly shies away and covers his face when the blade ejects.

And when the shooting blade suddenly changes direction and trajectory to get the one dude impossibly in the head.

Or is that another movie with a tri blade shooting sword?
 

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Beastmaster is (or was) on Amazon prime. Fantastic movie, I think my balls dropped when I was in the theater watching it. If you watch it on Amazon, their algorithm will suggest hundreds of 80s campy movies.
 
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You faggots, this whole movie will probably be one of the greatest films of all time. Mark my words. Dr. retarded speaks, and the truth shall be known. It's going to be amazing you shall know it because you're retarded!


girlfriend love GIF
 
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I love how in the OG everyone had the obviously fake chunky prop swords of every roger corman classic, except the magic main sword and it looked sooooo out of place.

I have seen all 4, 3 is the worst mostly bc its almost impossible to find (or was) in full form only the mst3k cut/tv edit.

2 is great because it was less serious

1 and 4 are the more serious in tone (same main actor) and kinda the continuations / sequel as a soft remake.

Pig guy eating roast pig b stock is in every one I think lol
Restarted watching them this instant, kek. Softcore pr0n first 20 min, lol. Rape.

Wab the other terrible one, the barbarian queen? It's like someone put a camera on the ground in the park and someone is just talking about their day and having a beer. It's so bad it hurt, hahaha.
 
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I Saw The beastmaster movie in the theater. You don't know how awesome it is if you don't know Otto and Cotto.

I even saw part 2 where he traveled through time!
Beastmaster series, kek, totally forgot about those. On the plex it goes. Tyvm!
 
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There are so many movies I still watch from the 80's. Like Krull and Hawk the Slayer, love those.
 
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Ahahaha, Monkar's beast ate his servants eyeball while the servant just sat there. Now Deathstalker is boning the boobie warrior otw to the tournament. The monster/old guy is just watchng while DS literally sucks on the boobs and plows her. Subtitles says "moaning". Thank you, friends, for this blast from the past.

Anyway this nude / softcore porn, and now nude mudbath wrestling, while other warriors swing bare ass gals on their shoulders, drinking and laughing, sure shows how the pendulum of time has swung the other way in 202x plus, girl boss, white man bad, kek. Oh yeah, a babe looks up from DS's crotch and he just grins as she goes there again, kek.

Later Monkar turns his other male soldier into a woman and haves him screw/try to kill DS, DS just rapes him, tits out, and send the tranny packing, then boobie warrior comes to soothe the tranny still tits out, and the tranny turns to a dude again, this is just pure gold.

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You got 3 more to go once you finish 1 hahah.

Enjoy the ride its hallariously awesome and enjoy the boobs and swords, the best combo for movies hahah
 
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lol watched 3 on YouTube.

Only saw the mst3k version… and…now, honestly just watch the mst3k version.

This encapsulates anything you miss and also the rest of the film content lol



It is the worst of the 3.
 
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Princess / seer tits were legendary. Can't recall the plot of nr III. Got IV left now.

NSFW link to Monique Gabrielles tits:
 
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4 is essentially a remake of 1, where they attempted to move back to serious and try their best to be a “high” B movie.

Need to rewatch it now. Hehe
 
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I'm betting EVERY person on the planet that knows what this is...Is on this board.
 
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