Diablo 5

jayrebb · 2026-09-12T19:59:07-0400

Get a room faggots.

This is the D5 thread.

Noodleface · 2026-09-12T20:04:29-0400

jayrebb said:
Faggots.

D5

True

OU Ariakas · 2026-09-12T20:06:46-0400

Anyone who plays this game is a gigantic faggot. It is reheated shit from a company that hates gamers.

jayrebb · 2026-09-12T20:08:28-0400

OU Ariakas said:
Anyone who plays this game is a gigantic faggot. It is reheated shit from a company that hates gamers.

Day one then for this forum.

Hatorade · 2026-09-12T20:30:54-0400

So in diablo 4 we never got diablo...and now we get a whole new game.

OU Ariakas · 2026-09-12T20:41:06-0400

jayrebb said:
Day one then for this forum.

I, for one, have never played an hour of D4.

Some of us have convictions..... and taste.

jooka · 2026-09-12T20:43:45-0400

They announced Diablo will be in season 15, which is next tuesday.

Dr.Retarded · 2026-09-12T20:50:15-0400

Noodleface said:
Are you calling me a polished turd

Cinge · 2026-09-12T21:06:16-0400

OU Ariakas said:
I, for one, have never played an hour of D4.

Some of us have convictions..... and taste.

You are on this forum, stop trying to pretend mister internet tough alpha prime guy.

Kirun · 2026-09-12T21:39:15-0400

Caeden said:
A plague knight sounds really interesting.

They're just going to mash Witch Doctor and Crusader together. It'll suck, just like everything Blizzard touches. They don't have a single original idea anymore. It's all just either directly copy/pasting from past designs or mashing together past designs.

Blueweed · 2026-09-12T21:49:15-0400

2029?
they gonna poe2 and remain 0.9 for a few years for mothers milk?

and on side note, gaming over an hour spikes my blood pressure, I/we may have to double my dosage to play this badboy by the time its 1.0 cause of, old age...

Penance · 2026-09-12T21:52:21-0400

jooka said:
d4 already has wasd, has for a long time

And better controls and controller support.

Too bad the company is filled with the worst people cause they still do have a couple super dorks there that can develop solid foundations.

Juvarisx · 2026-09-12T22:14:38-0400

OU Ariakas said:
I, for one, have never played an hour of D4.

Some of us have convictions..... and taste.

Sometimes you just want a brain dead arpg.

Bubbles · 2026-09-13T01:57:05-0400

yeah, the game is gonna be just fine, guys

Aazrael · 2026-09-13T03:51:58-0400

Itemization and aspects were retarded from the get go in D4. Nuking it and starting over is probably the smart move.

I'll check back in 3 years. No hype when they don't even have gameplay. I guess they have not even started yet.

Nola · 2026-09-13T04:03:55-0400

Is this game even worth creating a thread for?

Fucker · 2026-09-13T04:14:38-0400

Juvarisx said:
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Is this going to be D2 with the D4 renderer slapped over it?

Slaanesh69 · 2026-09-13T10:54:43-0400

Fucker said:
Is this going to be D2 with the D4 renderer slapped over it?

With improved itemization, a new, dark story, new enemies and areas, and some new, fun mechanics? I would play that.

I would also like to have sex with a different bombshell woman every night, so everyone has their dreams.

Caeden · 2026-09-13T12:18:48-0400

Bubbles said:
yeah, the game is gonna be just fine, guys

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What is her role? If she’s writing and can keep her politics in her pants, whatever. If she’s doing design work? Jesus Tap Dancing Christ.

Caeden · 2026-09-13T12:22:32-0400

Didn’t one of PoE’s most recognized community manager not play the game?

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