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I guess their Woke Agenda isn’t hurting them near as much as I had hoped.

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reavor said:

Why didn't he just write that they changed "where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face" to "where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense", goddamn.

Anyway, it's a shame that this is the only simple place to find old ducktales, gummi bears and similar stuff for the kids

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I only remember the cut off your ear if they don't like your face version. The other one must have been changed for TV or something.

Elio: domestic 21 mil, worldwide 35 mil. Beats all 12 of Trump's bunkerbuster bombs combined (worst Pixar release ever). Disney would make an excellent military contractor.

Bear in mind that both the Lilo and Stitch (about $10M this weekend) and How to Train Your Dragon (about $37M this weekend) remakes are also in theaters, splitting the audience.

The more important point is those two remakes opened to $146M and $85M their first weekends, respectively, matching the general trend that only remakes of peak VHS / DVD era (very late 80s to early mid-aughts) titles Millenials saw endlessly as kids have any chance of being hits. And its explicitly just the remakes - even prequels (like Mufasa) based on that period can barely crawl to profitability.

The problem being that that time period is almost completely mined out already (Hercules will do well, but then what), and I have no idea what Disney will do then - risk internal fractures with Pixar and start remaking things like Wall-E?