Dune - Space Fascists and Sand Penises

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No Dune book thread? Also tits mcgee talks about Dune.

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Sterling

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I post that chart in just about every Dune related thread. Option 4 is best, but option 3 is understandable. The Brian Herbert books are just legit bad. Just accept the ending of Chapterhouse.
 
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Denamian

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I'll give you a choice of which dune thread to merge this in to Izo Izo . If you prefer to leave this as shitposting, I can toss it in screenshots.

Edit: Well shit, we don't have a Dune thread in the book house. Carry on.
 
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I post that chart in just about every Dune related thread. Option 4 is best, but option 3 is understandable. The Brian Herbert books are just legit bad. Just accept the ending of Chapterhouse.
If you read option 3 and not 4, you miss out on Miles Teg. That alone is a complete travesety for any fan of the series. Could go on a lot more about why, but spoilers.

I read a few of the non herbert books. Just don't. It's bad.
 
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Mist

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Too much sand, and way too many sand people. Stick to the first book and bail.
 
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Sterling

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If you read option 3 and not 4, you miss out on Miles Teg. That alone is a complete travesety for any fan of the series. Could go on a lot more about why, but spoilers.

I read a few of the non herbert books. Just don't. It's bad.
Yeah, I'm definitely onboard with reading all 6 Frank books. Books 1 and 4 are the best of the bunch to me though, and books 5 and 6 are weird enough that I get why people wouldn't necessarily like them.
 

Izo

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I'll give you a choice of which dune thread to merge this in to Izo Izo . If you prefer to leave this as shitposting, I can toss it in screenshots.

Edit: Well shit, we don't have a Dune thread in the book house. Carry on.
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Thanks best Amod. I was shocked too that we had no Dune books thread until now. I'll settle for a spelling mistake correction in the title, facsists. Long live the fighters!
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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As a MASSIVE Dune fan, I'm tempted to shaw Izo Izo for Crimes Against Dunamity with this thread title.
Eurotrash... PAH!

Also, option 3 doesn't tell you what axolotl tanks actually are, and if I have to read that revelation then so should you.


Also Also, option 5 either doesn't exist, or it's actually option 6: recommend all the idiots you know to read this trash only and not the originals. They wouldn't understand them anyway.
Wait, what am I saying? Anyone dumb enough to appreciate these books doesn't actually read...

OPTION 5 DOESN'T EXIST AND NEVER HAPPENED
 
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If you read option 3 and not 4, you miss out on Miles Teg. That alone is a complete travesety for any fan of the series. Could go on a lot more about why, but spoilers.

I read a few of the non herbert books. Just don't. It's bad.
Miles Teg is my 2nd favorite Herbert char after
the Atredies/worm god