No, you're definitely in the majority. I bet fewer than 1% of people who beat Elden Ring could cogently explain the story, and I'm definitely in that 99%. It's like everything else in From soft's souls games, if you want lore you have to either earn it or watch youtube videos to figure it out. All I can explain is there's gods fucking with the world as they vie for power, and everyone is a deranged lunatic in some form of another and it's told to the player in a fever dream. It's an RPG delivered in surrealism.Am I the only one that can’t be bothered with Elder Rings’ story?
“Big shiny tree on fire now. Ok man.”
- probably me