Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

Kaige

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Elden Ring has transgenderism, homosexuality, and incest...so naturally Hollywood wants to make a movie of it.
 

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Fat Steven Seagal as the Tarnished?
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Oh man this will suck. 10 years ago as a tv series maybe during the “golden age,” but no chance today, esp as a single movie.
 
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Fogel

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Thou canst sayeth "fat roll", Tarnished. For the word be forbidden by the Church of the Woketh.
 
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All of those have negative connotations.
Just call it a roll. There's no difference between normal people and skinny people
 

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Isn't that what the elden ring designers call it? Light roll, medium roll, fat roll?
They just call it a roll. Community came up with fat roll and had to figure out rolling breakpoints on their own.

Elden ring at least tells you when you're heavy.
 
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Noodleface

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Not that I give much stock to IGN reviews, I think this one might be a pass

 

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"Muh genetics" roll, and every time she crashes to the ground doing one a two liter of coke bounces out onto the ground.

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Most reviews seem to aggregate towards awesome with friends, not so much solo. Could be fun if the board had enough playing?
 
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