Elden Ring

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Director looks pretty decent. Could have been worst... alot worst.
 
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Big Phoenix

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Likely going to be trash considering the nature of the ip but seeing as how little story there is to begin with it, who knows.
 
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Likely going to be trash considering the nature of the ip but seeing as how little story there is to begin with it, who knows.
Surely they will leverage the visual medium to tell elden ring's story visually!
 
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Considering Elden Rings questionable "lore", I would have thought this was more likely to end up on PornHub with Marika stuck in a dryer crying out "Step Marika, Help!" to which she transforms into Radagon and bangs herself.
 
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Considering Elden Rings questionable "lore", I would have thought this was more likely to end up on PornHub with Marika stuck in a dryer crying out "Step Marika, Help!" to which she transforms into Radagon and bangs herself.
Disgusting. Which theater you say?
 
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Big Phoenix

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Surely they will leverage the visual medium to tell elden ring's story visually!
Hmm visual story telling with dungeater as the comic relief. Where's Jack Black when you need him?
 
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INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS

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I'll probably be skipping this one, as well. I do like Alex Garland movies but I don't like video game to movie adaptations.

Some exceptions are Mortal Kombat (1995), Lara Croft (2001), and Resident Evil (2002). But I wonder how much of my appreciation of those films is pure nostalgia and not due to quality.
 
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I'll probably be skipping this one, as well. I do like Alex Garland movies but I don't like video game to movie adaptations.

Some exceptions are Mortal Kombat (1995), Lara Croft (2001), and Resident Evil (2002). But I wonder how much of my appreciation of those films is pure nostalgia and not due to quality.
Hey don't you be shitting on the Super Mario Brothers film out of the 90s. That was a masterpiece. I saw that in the cinema as a kid and it was great.
 
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I'll probably be skipping this one, as well. I do like Alex Garland movies but I don't like video game to movie adaptations.

Some exceptions are Mortal Kombat (1995), Lara Croft (2001), and Resident Evil (2002). But I wonder how much of my appreciation of those films is pure nostalgia and not due to quality.

Those were all video games based on movies though. Bloodsport, Raiders of the lost ark, and night of the living dead, so in a roundabout way they're just remakes of well known IP.
 
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Hey don't you be shitting on the Super Mario Brothers film out of the 90s. That was a masterpiece. I saw that in the cinema as a kid and it was great.
Look.... These forums and myself let you slide with a lot of shit but I'm drawing the line here. Super Mario Bros. 90s film IS NOT NOR EVER WILL BE a masterpiece.

You fucking take it back! I'm so fucking rustled right now!
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Look.... These forums and myself let you slide with a lot of shit but I'm drawing the line here. Super Mario Bros. 90s film IS NOT NOR EVER WILL BE a masterpiece.

You fucking take it back! I'm so fucking rustled right now!
That shit don't work on me muthafucka!

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